Henrik Lundqvist Got Fined $5,000 For Super Soaking Sidney Crosby

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Rangers goaltender Henrik Lundqvist was fined for squirting Penguins star Sidney Crosby in the face with his water bottle. Oh no!


Zdeno Chara Thinks It’s Hilarious That You’re Trying To Fight Him

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Brendan Smith almost got into a fight with Zdeno Chara. This was hilarious to one of them. Skate over here quickly, refs!


Here’s A Little Girl Having Her Eyes Covered Against Her Will During A Blackhawks-Avalanche Brawl

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The Colorado Avalanche and Chicago Blackhawks got into a vicious fight, and a dad in the front row covered his daughter's eyes to shield her from violence.


Merry Bleepin' Christmas From Boston Bruins Announcer Jack Edwards (And Everyone At UPROXX)

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Boston Bruins announcer Jack Edwards is here to wish you a MERRY BLEEPIN CHRISTMAS, set to a montage of Bruins/Predators fights and hits.


With Leather's Watch This: There Was A Fight Between The Canadian And US Women's Hockey Teams


The Team USA and Team Canada women's hockey teams continued their bitter rivalry with another big brawl in Friday's exhibition game.


Ray Emery’s Thrashing Of Braden Holtby Could Change NHL Goalie Fights Forever

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Flyers goalie Ray Emery destroyed Caps goalie Braden Holtby in a line brawl on Friday, and now the NHL wants to change goalie fight rules.


A Hockey Player Got Suspended, Then Fired For Trying To Gouge Out His Opponent’s Eyeballs

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Hockey player Derek Campbell was banned for 47 games, then fired for attacking an opponent, bludgeoning him in the head and trying to rip out his eyes. Yikes.


Let’s Watch The Buffalo Sabres And Toronto Maple Leafs Beat The Crap Out Of Each Other

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The Buffalo Sabres and Toronto Maple Leafs had a 5-minute team brawl involving goalies, stick attacks to the legs and threats for the entire bench.

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Brett Gallant And Krys Barch Found A Loophole In The New NHL Helmet Rule

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Brett Gallant and Krys Barch found a loophole in the new NHL helmet rule by simply taking off one another's helmets before fighting. Smart, and adorable!


Crazy Russian Youth Hockey Fight? Crazy Russian Youth Hockey Fight.


If you like crazy youth hockey fights, you'll be happy to know that the "Russia" modifier adds the right amount of crazy.


You Know A Hockey Fight Is Serious When They Leave The Gloves On

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Here are Swiss Eishockey's Alain Berger and Sebastien Schilt getting into a fight and leaving the gloves ON, which I hope is the start of a great new trend in hockey.


Your AHL Benchfight Of The Day

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If that Team MMA concept ever gets off the ground, the Rockford IceHogs should be the first to sign up.


Good Morning, Here’s A Bench-Clearing AHL Brawl

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The Grand Rapids Griffins and Rockford Ice Hogs had a bench-clearing AHL brawl for the ages, and it's easily the best hockey fight you'll ever see featuring a dozen dudes in pink sweaters.


Friday Face-Off: Vote For This Week's Best Glass-Based NHL Violence

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In this week's edition of the Friday Face-Off, we examine the very real problem of NHL players and fans using big rectangles of glass to incapacitate each other.


'Fighting Has Always Been A Part Of The Pre-Game!' – Hockey Fans


Somebody should start a Tumblr that is nothing but hockey players fighting each other over breakfast and justify it as an important part of the game.


Ring Ring Ring Ring, Hockey Phone

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In the best Raffi-related sports news since Rafael Palmeiro started pointing fingers and ending sentences with 'period', children's singer/entertainer/advocate and Bananaphone patent holder Raffi has recorded 'On Hockey Days'.


All Heck's Breakin' Loose!

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I was called a sucky pussy yesterday for believing that hockey fights are only a part of the game when hockey has actually been played, so I wanted to share footage of a completely justified bloody brawl.

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