WINNIPEG JETS

Morning Links: Waldorf From The Muppet Show Went To A Jets/Sharks Game, Probably Hated It

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Waldorf, one half of the old man heckler team from The Muppet Show, attended a Winnipeg Jets vs. San Jose Sharks game and was surprisingly quiet.

WAYNE GRETZKY

Maxim Has Paulina Gretzky On The Cover And A Hockey Pun For The Ages

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Paulina Gretzky graces the cover of the December issue of Maxim with the appropriate hockey pun attached.

#NFL

Keith Olbermann Nailed It On Why Sports Uniforms And Politics Don’t Mix

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Keith Olbermann ranted about why sports uniforms and politics don't mix, citing (among other things) Rob Ford's tie

WASHINGTON CAPITALS

Ray Emery’s Thrashing Of Braden Holtby Could Change NHL Goalie Fights Forever

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Flyers goalie Ray Emery destroyed Caps goalie Braden Holtby in a line brawl on Friday, and now the NHL wants to change goalie fight rules.

Teeth

Go To A Florida Panthers Game, You Might Go Home With A Piece Of Your Favorite Player’s Skull

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Krystofer Barch of the Florida Panthers pulled his own teeth and tossed them at a fan, marking the third self-dentistry NHL moment of the month.

TODD BERTUZZI

Antti Niemi’s Shootout Save Is The Save Of The Year

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San Jose Sharks goalie Antti Niemi made the save of the year in last night's shutout against the Detroit Red Wings.

#BROS BEING BROS

Meet Bouncing Tampa Bay Lightning Bro, The Hero That The NHL Deserves

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This bouncing Tampa Bay Lightning fan with his girlfriend knew exactly how to turn himself into an Internet star.

TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING

Steven Stamkos Had A Hat Trick And Earned Himself A New Groupie

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Tampa Bay Lightning star Steven Stamkos had a hat trick in the team's 7-2 win, and he had quite the groupie during his postgame interview.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Watch Tomas Hertl Scoff At The Sport Of Hockey With His Fourth Goal In One Game

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To score his fourth goal of the night against the Ranger, Sharks rookie Tomas Hertl flipped the puck between his legs and put it top shelf.

OUCH MY EYES

A Hockey Player Got Suspended, Then Fired For Trying To Gouge Out His Opponent’s Eyeballs

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Hockey player Derek Campbell was banned for 47 games, then fired for attacking an opponent, bludgeoning him in the head and trying to rip out his eyes. Yikes.

PHILADELPHIA FLYERS

Danny Trejo, The NHL’s Biggest Bad Ass

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Action star Danny Trejo showed up to the Philadelphia Flyers game last night and of course he looked like a bad ass.

RYAN MCDONAGH

Congratulations Jonathan Quick, You’re Responsible For The Worst Goal In NHL History

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Los Angeles Kings goalie Jonathan Quick allowed the worst goal in NHL history, and his explanation might be worse than the goal.

ZACK KASSIAN

A Stick To The Face Turned Edmonton Oiler Sam Gagner Into A Monster

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Edmonton Oilers player Sam Gagner got hit in the face with a stick and tweeted his grotesquely swollen jaw (and his gross teeth).

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS

Let’s Watch The Buffalo Sabres And Toronto Maple Leafs Beat The Crap Out Of Each Other

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The Buffalo Sabres and Toronto Maple Leafs had a 5-minute team brawl involving goalies, stick attacks to the legs and threats for the entire bench.

stupid rules

Brett Gallant And Krys Barch Found A Loophole In The New NHL Helmet Rule

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Brett Gallant and Krys Barch found a loophole in the new NHL helmet rule by simply taking off one another's helmets before fighting. Smart, and adorable!

Winnie the Pooh

Drew MacIntyre Of The Toronto Maple Leafs Has The Most Hilariously Non-Threatening Goalie Mask

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Toronto Maple Leafs goalie Drew MacIntyre has taken non-threatening to a new level, adding Winnie the Pooh and My Little Pony characters to his mask.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Touched The Stanley Cup But Is He The Worst Celebrity To Ever Do So?

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Pop sensation Justin Bieber got to do what most NHL fans will never do in their lifetimes recently, when <a href="https://twitter.com/PJHASSEN/status/354762301523513344/photo/1" target="_blank">he posed for a picture with Lord Stanley’s Cup</a> in the locker room of the NHL Champion Chicago Blackhawks.

NHL

Today's Only Important Story: Cam Neely Will Reprise The Role Of 'Sea Bass'

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This is, quite possibly, the most important tweet of 2013.

NHL ENTRY DRAFT

Martin Brodeur Selecting His Son In The 2013 NHL Entry Draft Is Adorable

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The New Jersey Devils took Anthony Brodeur with the 208th pick of the 2013 NHL Entry Draft, and made the moment special by allowing Martin Brodeur to announce it.


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