TEAM USA

A Student Got Detention Because He Called His Teacher A Commie For Not Playing The USA Hockey Game

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A student received detention for calling his teacher a commie after she refused to let the class watch the USA hockey game against Slovakia.

NHL

On Don Cherry’s 80th Birthday, Here Is A Tribute To The Hockey Icon’s Incredible Suits

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CBC hockey commentator and former NHL coach Don Cherry is celebrating his 80s birthday in Sochi, but we're celebrating here with a look at his suits.

#CONAN

Wayne Gretzky Went On Conan And Revealed How He Ruined His Daughter’s Childhood

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NHL legend Wayne Gretzky made an appearance on Conan and revealed how he ruined his daughter's childhood by singing Waikiki Hockey to her over and over.

UTAH STATE

Morning Links: And That’s Why You Always Pay Attention When It’s Overtime And You’re The Goalie

ACHA goalie Keagan McHenry lost a game for Utah State in overtime because he was too busy chatting up the fans. Always pay attention, kid.

WESTERN HOCKEY LEAGUE

Well Hello, Sports Reporter Who Threatened To Kill Her Minor League Hockey Boyfriend

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Freelance reporter Tieja MacLoughlin was arrested for allegedly threatening to kill her minor league hockey boyfriend for dating another woman.

#NBA

With Leather’s Watch This: These Russian Hockey Stars Have Some Trick Shots, Too

Some of Russia's SKA hockey stars showed off their best trick shots to remind us that they're better than everyone at hockey.

PHILADELPHIA FLYERS

Claude Giroux Is Not Afraid To Tell You To Go F*ck Yourself On National Television

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Philadelphia Flyers captain Claude Giroux gave Michael Raffl a special message during a post-game interview, and it was 20% F-bombs.

WOMEN'S HOCKEY

The IOC Has Ordered America’s Women’s Hockey Goalie To Remove ‘We The People’ From Her Helmet

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The IOC forced America's Women's Hockey goalie Jessie Vetter to remove 'We the People' from her helmet because it violated propaganda rules.

#KATE UPTON

Kate Upton And Justin Verlander Are Definitely Probably Sort-Of Dating Again

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Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander and model Kate Upton are definitely dating again, or at least maybe, according to some pics from a hockey game.

#instagram

Let’s Take A Long, Thorough Look At Paulina Gretzky’s Golf Swing

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Video update: Paulina Gretzky has used "being Dustin Johnson's fiancée" to develop a pretty outstanding golf swing. Also, she's wearing running clothes?

NORFOLK ADMIRALS

So Hey, Here’s A Guy Bare-Handing A Flying Hockey Puck At An AHL Game While Holding A Baby

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A man holding a baby in his arms caught a flying hockey puck with one bare hand during a Norfolk Admirals AHL game. Nice catch, dad.

#gifs

This Is Probably The Greatest Hockey GIF That You’ll See This Month

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Few details are known about this wonderful hockey GIF, other than one guy outsmarted his opponent to hilarious, face-planting results.

WINTER CLASSIC

The Winter Classic Looked Amazing As Expected

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The Maple Leafs defeated the Red Wings in a very exciting Winter Classic, but all we can talk about are these amazing photos.

WINTER CLASSIC

This Detroit Red Wings Fan Made A Winter Ass Out Of Himself At The Winter Classic

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A guy in a Detroit Red Wings sweater tried to videobomb a local reporter and got a first class trip to the icy ground courtesy of God and karma.

STOCKTON THUNDER

Find Waldo (And Probably Penises) On The Stockton Thunder ‘We Paint The Ice Night’ Ice

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The Stockton Thunder of the ECHL held an event allowing kids to paint their playing surface, and on 1/3 they'll seal it up and play on it.

#Christmas

Merry Bleepin' Christmas From Boston Bruins Announcer Jack Edwards (And Everyone At UPROXX)

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Boston Bruins announcer Jack Edwards is here to wish you a MERRY BLEEPIN CHRISTMAS, set to a montage of Bruins/Predators fights and hits.

PHOENIX COYOTES

Coyotes Goalie Mike Smith's Butt Scored A Goal On Mike Smith

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Phoenix Coyotes goalie Mike Smith went full Mark Sanchez when he scored a goal on himself using his own ass and lost the game for his team. Whoops!

WOMEN'S HOCKEY

With Leather's Watch This: There Was A Fight Between The Canadian And US Women's Hockey Teams

The Team USA and Team Canada women's hockey teams continued their bitter rivalry with another big brawl in Friday's exhibition game.

#Batman

The Chicago Blackhawks May Have Beaten The Mets In The Race For The Year's Most Awkward Holiday Video

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Chicago Blackhawks players dressed up as movie characters for a holiday video that may be the season's most awkward. Yes, they made a Mighty Ducks joke.


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