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The Best Moments From Jets-Falcons MNF

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Can't decide what's more shocking: that there was a thoroughly entertaining and compelling game on Monday Night Football or that the Jets went an entire game without turning the ball over.

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LeSean Didn’t Love Me Enough As A Child

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In case you need to get caught up on the NFL goings-on from over the weekend, you're in luck - nothing much happened.

their USO tour won't even go to Iraq

So Where Do You Go to Take a Dump on Women Around Here?

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[Anbar Province, Iraq] (A CH-47 helicopter sets down on a sunburnt Army outpost.

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Fun with Blind Items: Cleveland Steamer Edition

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From the New York Daily News: Which NFL star pulled a girl toward the bathroom of a West Chelsea club the other night with the line: "Baby, you have no idea what I'm about to show you".

this is not porn it has serious news value

Osi Umenyiora Likes His Onions

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Apologies if this is NSFW, and it sure is, but it can't be denied.


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