MIAMI HEAT

MIAMI HOMELESS NOW MORE LEBRON-Y

By | 3 Comments

No matter your affiliation to the beautiful town of Cleveland, when LeBron James had what will infamously be known as "The Decision" special on July 8, we all wanted to burn something.

tito ortiz

TITO ORITZ WORKS FOR HIS SH*T, DAWG

By | 3 Comments

I had a dream a few nights ago that I was riding around with ESPN's Colin Cowherd on Segways.

HOMELESS PEOPLE

FROZEN HOBO CAN’T STOP HOCKEY GAME

By | 35 Comments

The photo here is from the elevator shaft of an abandoned warehouse in Detroit.

#NFL

TONY ROMO BEFRIENDS THE HOMELESS

By | 19 Comments

It's not enough for Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo to date a pin-up pop princess, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=11922" target="_self">attend high school pep rallies</a>, and stop to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=9297" target="_self">change stranded motorists' tires late at night</a>.

SOCCER

SOCCER GIVES HOMELESS PURPOSE, NOT HOMES

By | 9 Comments

Presumably to get homeless people to do other things besides performing sex acts for drugs, making creative signage to solicit change, getting shot by marauding psychopaths and dying of starvation and AIDS, some do-gooders are getting them together, confiscating their hobo knives and <a href="http://www.590klbj.com/News/Story.aspx?id=93669" target="_blank">making them play soccer</a>.

OLYMPICS

VANCOUVER OLYMPICS TO BE JUNKIE-FREE

By | 25 Comments

Vancouver's quadriplegic mayor, Sam Sullivan, <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003913745_mayor30.html" target="_blank">faces a tough road</a> before the city hosts the Winter Olympics in 2010.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

HOBOS EXPLOITED FOR SPORT, WHIMSY

By | 19 Comments

I'm not sure if ESPN covered this event last weekend, but my friend Dogtown Surfer spent part of his Sunday used the power of malt liquor and cash rewards to make homeless people run around for his amusement.

SOCCER

SCOTLAND WINS THE HOMELESS WORLD CUP

By | 18 Comments

Bums from Scotland proved themselves superior to bums throughout the rest of the world with their <a href="http://www.sundayherald.com/news/heraldnews/display.var.1596671.0.scotland_triumphs_in_homeless_world_cup.php" target="_blank">9-3 win over Poland</a> in the Homeless World Cup championship game in Copenhagen.

SOCCER

THE HOMELESS WORLD CUP IS HAPPENING

By | 20 Comments

The fifth annual <a href="http://www.homelessworldcup.org/" target="_blank">Homeless World Cup</a> is presently being held in Copenhagen, which I'm sure is just awesome for the tourism industry there.

SURFING

MORE GOODNESS FROM THE SURF REPORT

By | 23 Comments

On Friday I shared with you the misadventures of <a href="../post.phtml?pk=3125">the HobOlympics</a> at Venice Beach, and although the games have since closed, the <a href="http://www.venicesurfreport.com/2007/06/venice-pier-surf-report-june-18-2007.html" target="_blank">Venice Surf Report</a> notes that the hobo-athletes are already training for the next event.

OLYMPICS

THE HOBOLYMPICS ARE HERE!

By | 32 Comments

I've always thought that homeless people are only good for annoying me and smelling bad, but it turns out that if you get enough of them together, you can use them for your own entertainment.


Sign Up



Powered by WordPress.com VIP