Here’s A Taste Of The New Honey Boo Boo Song That TLC’s Lawyers Are Reportedly Trying To Block

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Hear a little bit from the Honey Boo Boo child pop song that TLC is reportedly trying to stop from being the song of the summer.


Mama June From ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Is Dating Someone Who Molested One Of Her Family Members

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Mama June dating a man who molested her relative is the mayonnaise of stories: it's gross.

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Please Allow The Honey Boo Boo Mom To Explain Sex For You With Breakfast Foods

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Words of wisdom from Mama June: "A girl meets this boy, they fall in love ... and the boys try to get in girls' fruit loops."


The ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ Family Was Injured In A ‘Bad’ Car Wreck

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Sugar Bear, Mama June, Pumpkin, and Honey Boo Boo are all names of people who were taken to the hospital.


Honey Boo Boo’s Sister Farted During An Interview With A Confused Steve Harvey

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During an interview with Steve Harvey that aired on Friday, one of Honey Boo Boo's sisters cut her family off so everyone could hear her fart.

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New Poll: America Likes Hemorrhoids And Cockroaches More Than Congress

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According to Public Policy Polling, more Americans like having hemorrhoids than they like Congress. Sounds about right.

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A City Festival In Kentucky Is Hosting A Honey Boo Boo Child Lookalike Contest

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The First Friday festival in Carrollton, Kentucky will feature two Honey Boo Boo lookalike contests for young children.


All You Need To Know About The Honey Boo Boo Girl Scout Cookie Controversy

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Honey Boo Boo is fighting with the Girl Scouts of America. This is so stupid. This is so, so stupid.


The 2012 UPROXX People, Places And Things Of The Year Awards

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Well, friends, another year has come and gone and it’s time to write 2012 into the history books.


What’s On Tonight: Honey Boo Boo Is One Of The 10 Most Fascinating People Of 2012?

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Barbara Walter's unfortunately named 10 Most Fascinating People, plus the rest of tonight's television highlights.


The Bengals Cheerleader Who Admitted To Sleeping With A High School Student Might Be Getting A Reality Show

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Sarah Jones is a 27-year-old former Bengals cheerleader and teacher who admitted to sleeping with a 17-year-old student in exchange for a sentence that included no jail time and would not require her to register as a sex offender, and then walked hand-in-hand out of the courthouse with the now 18-year-old young man who has since become her boyfriend, which is all another way of saying GUESS WHO'S GETTING A REALITY SHOW?

#south park

10.3 The Cooler

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Natasha Michael Vick Has Spent More Than $29 Million of the $31 Million He's Made Since 2008 [Complex] NYC Gym Teacher Claims 6-Year-Old Student Beat Him Up [The Sideshow] The Next Big Battle in Internet Policy [Slate] Uncle Luke Plans To Run For Mayor [...].


Conan: Honey Boo Boo Is Why China Is Pwning Us

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Conan appears to agree with us: that snot-filled Honey Boo Boo scene is evidence of America's decline

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This Is The Worst Thing That’s Ever Aired On TV

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The body that is the "Golden Age of TV" is dead and buried and pissed on.


The Average American Watches More TV Than The Average TV Critic

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A look at the number of hours the average American spends watching TV and surfing the Internet.


Honey Boo Boo Remix


Honey Boo Boo's famous catch phrases receives the inevitable remix treatment.


SNL: Honey Boo Boo and Mama


Honey Boo Boo and Mama stop by Weekend Update to discuss the election.

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The Majestic Honey Boo Boo


Jimmy Kimmel showcases the upcoming Honey Boo Boo nature special on Discovery.

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