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- Geek & Sci-Fi
Here's Annie Lobert of Investigation Discovery's "Hookers: Saved on the Strip" talking about important terminology for aspiring pimps and hoes.
Mythbusters (Discovery) -- President Barack Obama asks the MythBusters to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/12/mlb-player-obama-was-not-born-here" target="_self">show Luke Scott and other birthers his birth certificate</a>.
Here's a promo for "Hookers: Saved on the Strip," a three-part series coming to Investigation Discovery, which is apparently a cable channel of some sort.
Charlie Sheen has spent the last two decades being a violent drug-fueled menace to women, but the way he sees it, if police show up while he's naked and trashing a hotel room with a high-priced prostitute locked in the bathroom, well, gee, that's just an average guy having <a href="http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2010/11/charlie_sheen_im_not_panicking.php#ixzz14iBummkD" target="_blank">one bad night</a>.
Charlie Sheen and his wife of two and a half years, Brooke Mueller, filed for divorce yesterday.
I'd like to correct my previous reports about Charlie Sheen getting drunk and high on cocaine, then trashing his hotel room while naked, which terrified the prostitute he was with.
I adore Taiwan's NMA Animation Studio.
TMZ regularly uses blurry, badly-cropped photos of celebrities to accompany all of their stories, because it creates the illusion that the photo was hastily snapped as the celebrity was running away from the scene of a scandal.
Charlie Sheen has responded to reports that he was drunk and naked and high on cocaine when he trashed his hotel room in the presence of a prostitute.
As noted earlier, Charlie Sheen was <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/10/charlie-sheen-drunk-and-naked" target="_self">drunk, naked, and trashing his hotel room</a> when the police showed up last night.
By now you've no doubt heard about Charlie Sheen being rushed to the hospital by his ex-wife this morning, but I'm just going to pile onto this gangbang like one of Charlie Sheen's hookers.
They call it the world’s oldest profession - prostitution.
I mentioned the murder of Brooke Phillips in <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/11/smart-hooker-dead-hooker-today-in-tv-hooker-news" target="_blank">last week's hooker news update</a>, and now that the former prostitute on HBO's "Cathouse" -- who was pregnant at the time of her death -- has had <a href="http://news.bostonherald.com/news/national/southwest/view/20091124report_hbo_performer_stabbed_slashed_shot/srvc=home&position=recent" target="_blank">an autopsy performed</a>, I thought I'd share some of the cheerful results.
THAT'S ONE SMART PROSTITUTE: 'Belle de Jour', the anonymous blogger/columnist who inspired the Showtime series "Secret Diary of a Call Girl," revealed herself to be Dr.
Anecdote time: when I first moved to New York, one of the crappy jobs I had was writing survey questions that measured TV viewers' retention of product placement ads.
In what I sincerely hope is the final edition of "photos from that time the ShamWow guy beat up a hooker after she bit his tongue" (see <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/03/the-shamwow-guy-beat-up-a-hooker/" target="_blank">part one here</a>), The Smoking Gun today released police photographs of ShamWow pitchman Vince Schlomi, Sasha Harris (the prostitute he fought with), and the hotel room where their fisticuffs occurred.
Vince Shlomi, the enthusiastic TV pitchman best known for his omnipresent ShamWow ads, was arrested in Miami last month after getting into a violent fight with the prostitute he had picked up.
Montgomery police <a href="http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20081218/NEWS/81218011&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL" target="_blank">arrested 10 people in a prostitution sting</a>, and 28-year-old Leslie Parker, seen here supporting Nick Saban's Sugar Bowl-bound Crimson Tide, was one of seven women arrested.
Manchester United/Portuguese teammates "Nani" Cunha and Cristiano Ronaldo famously shared women at <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=3777" target="_self">Ronaldo's five-hooker orgy</a>, which makes blowing out birthday candles together over a glass of white wine either more gay or less gay.