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Horse Balls Is For Serious Every Single Week


Donning the Drew Magary Label salmon polo, Derek Anderson laid into reporters who would dare question why a not entirely sullen expression crossed his face on the sideline while the team was getting demolished by the 49ers.

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Sean Taylor Memorial Meast Of The Week – Week 5


If you watched the end of the Broncos-Patriots game as I did, you remember sitting there for a solid minute or two after Matt Prater’s game winning kick as CBS cameras gleefully followed Bill Belichick around as he tried to search through the crowd on the field, in vain, for his lost love Josh McDaniels.

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Horse Balls Finds His Horse Whisperer


Derek Anderson: I know you fans have been wondering what I've been doing this off-season, what with expectations being ratcheted up for the Browns this year and my totally sweet contract extension.

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Horse Balls Dropped


That's a nice first half you put up Derek Anderson, with the benefit of a couple of short fields.

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