BROS BEING BROS

This Preakness Bro Is Writing A Book And Will Straight Up Kill You With UFC

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A hero at the Preakness Stakes caught this drunk bro on camera, as he was bragging about the book that he's writing and how he 'does UFC.'

AUSTRALIA

BREAKING: Kate Upton Attended The Melbourne Cup, Wore A Stupid Hat

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While Fiorente was busy making history as the winning horse of the 2013 Melbourne Cup, Kate Upton was in attendance, doing something important probably.

BREEDERS CUP

Rob Dyrdek Wants People To Rob Him

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Pro skateboarder and reality star Rob Dyrdek posted a photo of his cash winnings from his wager on Mucho Macho Man at the Breeders' Cup Classic.

class warfare

Sweaty? Too Rich To Care? Wipe Your Face With A Fifty Dollar Bill

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Feeling poor? Watch this rich a-hole at Ireland's Galway Races wipe his face off with a fifty dollar bill.

BAD NAMES

Conan’s Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names, Featuring Disturbing German Pornography

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The synopsis for this 'Conan' highlight tells you everything you need to know: "Orb" is a cool name for a racehorse.

adam levine

Good News And Bad News, Preakness Fans: You Get Macklemore And Pitbull

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If you thought <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/02/we-now-kind-of-know-the-truth-behind-the-lil-wayne-miami-heat-beef">the strange feud between Lil Wayne and the Miami Heat was over</a> – you know, because Weezy is cool with LeBron James’ mom and all – you were dead wrong, because Miami’s homegrown rappers have been stepping up to call out Wayne for dissing the 305.

HORSE RACING

Oscar Pistorius Versus A Horse. Who Ya Got?

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It's Friday, so here's a clip of "Bladerunner" Oscar Pistorius defeating a horse in a race.

Baseball

Sports On TV: It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s 15 Greatest Sports Moments

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After a few weeks of writing about shows me and three other people in the world like (<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/sports-on-tv-mighty-morphin-power-rangers-20-greatest-sports-moments" target="_blank">Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/sports-on-tv-boy-meets-worlds-20-greatest-sports-moments" target="_blank">Boy Meets World</a>, et al.

AUSTRALIA

The Melbourne Cup Brings Out The Worst In Some Nicely Dressed Drunk Women

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The Melbourne Cup, for those unaware (and climb out of your hole already), is Australia’s biggest annual horse race, so it’s a lot like whatever those horse races that people pretend to like here in America.

BASKETBALL

Sports On TV: The Three Stooges’ 15 Greatest Sports Moments

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The Three Stooges were a comedy act that lasted from 1925 until 1970 (.

BASKETBALL

Sports On TV: The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air's 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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On the last installment of Sports On TV, we tackled <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/sports-on-tv-the-wires-15-greatest-sports-moments#page/1" target="_blank">'The Wire'</a>, a romanticized look at inner-city life and law in Baltimore, Maryland.

ANNOUNCERS

Gentlemen, Start Your Ostriches

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In America's latest attempt to turn sports into Diddy Kong Racing, here's the sixth annual "Extreme Race Day", a Minnesota area event featuring ostrich heats, racing camels, helium-enhanced horse races and more.

AUSTRALIA

Sarah Jessica Parker Made It Way Too Easy

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The big horse racing event of the weekend was clearly the 28th Breeders Cup Turf at Churchill Downs and its $26 million purse on Saturday, as 18-year old Joseph O’Brien, riding St.

BOOMER ESIASON

The Sights, Celebrities And Bikinis Of The 136th Preakness Stakes

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If you weren’t taking inventory of your beef jerky and pornography for the rapture on Saturday, there’s a good chance that you tuned into the 136th annual Preakness Stakes to see Shackleford out-horse the rest of this year’s equine contenders.

ANNOUNCERS

Horse Names Get Better And Better

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By now you’re probably familiar with the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMZsgUJG1h4">Ocean Park, New Jersey horse race</a> clip that made the rounds last year, featuring two horses with the disagreeing names Mywifenoseverything and Thewifedoesntknow.

EASY TIGER WOODS JOKES

Horse Race Announcer Achieves Glory

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We are all faced with once-in-a-lifetime opportunities and it is how we deal with those shots that defines us as men.

BEER

Preakness: Please Get Drunk Again

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After the organizers of the Preakness banned infield patrons from bringing their own beer, attendance dropped by 31 percent.

HORSE RACING

Super Saver Won The Derby

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The Kentucky Derby was on Saturday, despite inclement weather for most of the day.

HORSE RACING

RACHEL ALEXANDRA BRINGS HOME THE BACON

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Rachel Alexandra (foreground, in yellow) was the first filly in 85 years to win the Preakness, holding off Kentucky Derby winner Mine That Bird by a length.

HORSE RACING

RACHEL ALEXANDRA IS THE ‘IT’ HORSE

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I guess we should do a post on the Preakness, seeing as there's been a bit of a hullabaloo about this lady horse being favored to win.


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