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Win A Limited Edition Bun B x New Era x Astros Cap

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Enter for a chance to a limited edition Astros cap by the Trill OG and New Era.

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We Have A New Candidate For Worst First Pitch Ever And It’s God-Awful

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An Astros fan was asked to throw out the first pitch. It didn't go well. It didn't go well at all.


Booker T Threw Out The First Pitch For The Astros And It Was A Strike, SUCKA!

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WWE Hall of Famer Booker T threw a great first pitch for the Astros last night, before Orbit showed him a proper spinaroonie.

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Video: James Harden Throws First Pitch For Astros Wearing Jorts


James Harden — similar to the newest Milwaukee Buck, Jabari Parker — threw out the first pitch for his Houston Astros on Sunday when they were taking on the Detroit Tigers.


An Astros Minor Leaguer Hit His First Homer Of The Season And His Dad Caught It


Quad Cities River Bandits first baseman Conrad Gregor was pumped that he hit his first homer, even more that his dad caught it.


Bad British Commentary Took On An Astros Game And The Result Is Cheeky

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The guys from Exploding Heads are back with a new edition of Bad British Commentary, and this time they're taking on Major League Baseball.


Jeopardy! Finally Weighs In On The Badness Of The Houston Astros

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The Houston Astros went 51-111 this season, and the cats at Jeopardy! aren't afraid to rub their faces in it.


Shutout: Astros-Indians Game Notches A Flat Out Zero Nielsen Rating

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Those who like to bash baseball's relevance in 2013 recieved a pretty formidable piece of evidence over the weekend.


Yu Darvish Can Switch-Pitch, Dogs And Cats Living Together, Mass Hysteria

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Texas Rangers pitcher Yu Darvish has five 14-strikeout games this season.


Carly Rae Jepsen Throws The Worst First Pitch Ever


Pop singer Carly Rae Jepsen "throws" the ceremonial first pitch at Tropicana Field prior to a game betwen the Houston Astros and Tampa Bay Rays.


Matt Joyce Is Assassinating Astros Fans With Well-Placed Foul Balls


If you are a Houston Astros fan at Minute Maid Park (one of the illustrious 15 or so in attendance), Tampa Bay Rays outfielder Matt Joyce is not afraid to sink your battleship.


The Dugout: Me and Yu and Everyone We Know

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Hey guys, what's going on in this chatroom.


Rangers Pitcher Yu Darvish’s Perfect Game Falls One Out Short In 9th Inning

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Yu Darvish of the Texas Rangers was one out away from a perfect baseball game on Tuesday night.


O Canada… Oh No No No No No, Canada

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When it comes to the Canadian National Anthem, I know approximately two words and they’re both in the title.


Come On, The Houston Astros Have To Be Doing This On Purpose

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Earlier this month, the Houston Astros committed what I consider to be the worst play in the history of professional baseball when they turned a sacrifice bunt into a Cirque du Soleil-like dance of futility.


The Dugout: Matt Cain's Perfect Game

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Last night, San Francisco Giants pitcher Matt Cain threw a perfect game.


With Leather And 1K In FanDuel Fantasy Baseball Prizes: Perfect Together


Shut up, I worked really hard on that headline. We've been playing fantasy baseball with all season, and the pull keeps getting bigger -- in this week's game, all you need to do is sign up, drop a $2 entry fee and draft up to three teams for your chance at $1000 in prizes.


Holy Crap, Rick Ankiel

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New plan: Instead of making Rick Ankiel choose between pitcher and outfielder, we let him do both at the same time.

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