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The Dugout: An Entire Big Thing Of Dope

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The key words here are "and other devices".

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Everything’s Darker in Texas

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Today (June 21) is the first official day of summer, and the Texas Rangers are commemorating that in the most reasonable way possible: by handing out 30,000 sunglasses to fans at today's Rangers vs.

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Happy Memorial Day, Everybody

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Maybe "happy" isn't the right word.

THE DUGOUT

The Dugout: The Houston Astros’ Keys To Success

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I was talking with Nick the other night, and we determined that the most forgotten team in baseball is either the Toronto Blue Jays or the Houston Astros.

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Who Says Chivalry’s Dead In Houston?

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It's a tale as old as time - boy meets girl, boy courts girl, boy takes girl to Houston Astros game, boy turns hat sideways, batter hits foul ball, boy moves out of way, ball hits girl.

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Really, Geoff Blum? Seriously?

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I've never considered baseball to be a very violent game, but there are still plenty of ways one could get injured.

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TSS 2009 MLB Preview: The National League

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If you're not a fan of baseball, this may not be for you.

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BRANDON BACKE PUNCHED A COP

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Astros pitcher Brandon Backe attended a wedding at a Galveston resort over the weekend, and you know how wedding receptions are: you try to take open containers of alcohol into the pool, then <a href="http://www.wtag.com/cc-common/news/sections/sportsarticle.html?feed=104670&article=4353202" target="_blank">you punch a cop and get arrested</a>.

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AMANDA BEARD IS GETTING NAKED. AGAIN.

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Amanda Beard, the champion breaststroker who maintained her dominance over three Olympic Games, is now better remembered for <a href="http://digg.com/celebrity/Amanda_Beard_nude_in_Playboy_20_Pictures" target="_blank">her Playboy spread</a>.

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THE BREWERS ARE PUSHY

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NL - Milwaukee <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=280804117&action=playvideo&hcmp=motion" target="_blank">dropped the seventh of its last nine games</a> last night to the Reds and nerves seem to be getting frayed among the Cerveceros.

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SHAWN CHACON IS LIVING THE DREAM

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Astros pitcher Shawn Chacon has been <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/chronicle/5856597.html" target="_blank">suspended indefinitely</a> after an altercation with general manager Ed Wade turned violent.

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ANAL FISSURE? I HARDLY KNOW HER!

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Astros second baseman Kaz Mastui <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2008/news/story?id=3294343" target="_blank">will be sidelined for two weeks</a> after he has surgery on his anal fissures.

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HUNTER PENCE CONFUSED BY CLEAR OBJECTS

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I've barely heard of Hunter Pence before this morning, but the Astros' young outfielder will now be forever famous for having the spatial reasoning of a barn swallow: Pence <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/5551817.html" target="_blank">crashed through a plate glass sliding door</a> that he thought had been left open, leaving him with lacerations all over his body.

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CRAPPY TEAMS LOOKING AT COLON

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There are a few pennant contenders (Note: Actual contention will end on or before tax day) <a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08039/855811-63.stm" title="Pittsburgh Post Gazette" target="_blank">interested in former Cy Young winner Bartolo Colon</a>:The Pirates, Houston Astros and Kansas City Royals had scouts at Colon's most recent start, Wednesday in the Caribbean World Series.

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ANDY PETTITTE JUST WANTED TO HEAL

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<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Aie2w8iLOktPC6Lqc3LkGzU5nYcB?slug=ap-pettitte-hghadmission&prov=ap&type=lgns" title="Yahoo Sports" target="_blank">Andy Pettitte admitted to using HGH</a> in a press conference yesterday:"In 2002 I was injured.

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STAY OF EXECUTION FOR STADIUM'S PIGEONS

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As <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/poop/bring-your-umbrellas-to-paul-brown-stadium-on-monday-304783.php" target="_blank">Deadspin</a> noted yesterday, Cincinnati officials were looking for a way to deal with the pigeon infestation at Paul Brown Stadium, which has led to several customers dealing with pigeon shit in their food and drink.

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CUBS ARE BEST OF THE WORST, FOR NOW

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The Chicago Cubs moved a half-game up on the Milwaukee Brewers to take the NL Central Division lead with a <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=270913118" title="Yahoo Sports" target="_blank">6-2 win over the Houston Astros last night</a>.


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