#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Manziel Triple Dog Dares The Houston Texans Not To Draft Him No. 1

By | 25 Comments

"It would be the worst decision they've (the Texans) ever made."

#Christmas

Breaking Good Guy News: Andre Johnson Is Still The Best Guy In The World

By | 16 Comments

For the seventh year in a row, Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson paid for 12 kids to go on an 80-second shopping spree at Toys R Us.

TOM BRADY

Your NFL Recap, Week 13: When Rob Ford Ate Chicken Wings Amongst The Toronto People

By | 20 Comments

Eric Decker played like a mad man in Kansas City. But the real mad man was eating chicken and stealing seats while taking in the Bills/Falcons game in Toronto.

SPORTS

Arian Foster Out For Season, Set To Undergo Back Surgery

By | 7 Comments

What's been a less than promising season for the Texans just went from bad to worse.

#Halloween

Kroger Is Deeply Sorry For Iceburning Matt Schaub

By | 12 Comments

Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub was recently TOTALLY ICEBURNED by a parody tombstone at a Houston-area Kroger. Apologies were demanded.

WATCH THIS

With Leather’s Watch This: ‘Sign Vince Young’ Should Put Texans Fans On Suicide Watch

By | 7 Comments

A fan's plea to the Houston Texans to sign Vince Young of course comes in delightful song form.

TONY ROMO

Your NFL Recap, Week 5: Peyton, Broncos Survive Shootout In Dallas

By | 36 Comments

While <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/10/ohio-state-northwestern-final-score">Saturday's slate of college football</a> was a bit underwhelming, Sunday's NFL schedule was absolutely brimming with must-watch games.

PEYTON MANNING

Here's The Team I'm Using To Destroy You And Win $1000 Playing Free Week 5 Fantasy Football

By | 5 Comments

Draftstreet is giving you a chance to win $1000 playing Week 5 fantasy football (for free). Here's the team I put together to destroy you.

Sponsored

Hey Everybody But Matt Schaub, Play Free Fantasy Football With Draftstreet And Win $1000

Promoted by Draftstreet

Play free fantasy football with UPROXX and Draftstreet and win $1000 in prizes. 100 players are guaranteed a cash return!

Spotlight

On J.J. Watt, The NFL’s Robin Hood And Providing A Positive NFL Image In 2013

By | 7 Comments

By all means, take the stance saying JJ Watt did this only for personal and selfish reasons.

vine

George H.W. Bush Hung Out With The Houston Texans Cheerleaders, Did Not Fandango

By | 6 Comments

As you may know, the Houston Texans cheerleaders are my favorite.

#MEMES

A New Reason To Love The Houston Texans: Texans Cheerleaders Are Fandangoing (Updated)

By | 39 Comments

If you don't watch WWE programming, you may not be familiar with Fandango.

OUCH MY HEART

A Little Girl’s Letter About Arian Foster’s Heart Is The Most Adorable Thing You’ll See Today

By | 3 Comments

Lately, we've been trying to focus more on the positive side of sports news and gossip, which means more <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/dirk-nowitzki-one-on-one-with-sick-kid-video" target="_blank">Dirk Nowitzki dressed up as Dr. Satan for the benefit of children</a> or <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/wwe-daniel-bryan-visits-kid-with-cancer-no-lock-video" target="_blank">Daniel Bryan letting a little boy with cancer tap him out</a> and less <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-super-secret-cover-spoiler-kate-upton-is-hot" target="_blank">TMZ comparing women to sows</a>.

THIS WEEK IN AWWWESOME

Next On ‘Soldiers Returning Home': The Houston Texans Surprised A Family

By | 5 Comments

In case you’re new to the program, we have a short list of topics that we will always post about, no matter how non-sports related or inconsequential they are, including but not limited to: 1) Kate Upton 2) Animals in costumes 3) Soldiers returning home to surprise their families at sporting events 4) Religions and politics and how much your point of view is wrong compared to ours Because we already successfully disproved six religions and finally reached quorum in <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/27/the-weirdest-political-pa_n_626081.html#s101873&title=Rhinoceros_Party_of">our meeting of the Rhinoceros Party of Canada yesterday</a>, we’re going to focus on No.

SPORTS VIDEOS

Your NFL Recap: Week 15

By | 48 Comments

Sunday proved to be the most eventful day of football in the 2012 season.


Sign Up



Powered by WordPress.com VIP