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Here Are The 10 Most Anticipated Matchups Of The 2015 NFL Schedule

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Big rematches, offseason storylines, and just good old-fashioned rivalries. Are you excited yet?

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Video Of J.J. Watt Doing An Insanely High Box Jump Is More Proof That He Is Not A Mortal Human

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The Houston Texans star is way more athletic than us. And as incredible as it is, it still makes us a little bit sad.

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Andre Johnson Laughs At The Texans And Is Happy To Leave So He Won’t Be ‘Miserable’

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From 2006-2014, there haven't been many wide receivers in the NFL better than Houston's Andre Johnson.

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Dikembe Mutombo Tells J.J. Watt, ‘Not In My House’

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The two greatest finger waggers of all-time.

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A Texans Fan Learned Why You Should Never Post A Picture Of Your Airline Ticket On Facebook

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Hopefully this Texans fan learned her lesson about the dangers of social media after posting their travel plans on Facebook.

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Jadeveon Clowney’s Microfracture Surgery Could Keep Him Out For Nine Months

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Jadeveon Clowney had a 2nd surgery on his knee and people are flipping out about his NFL future.

ANDRE JOHNSON

Houston Texans Receiver Andre Johnson Is Still Out To Make The Season Bright For Needy Children

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The Texans wide receiver once again gave needy children from Child Protective Services a chance to have a very, merry Christmas.

Ryan Fitzpatrick

Ryan Fitzpatrick Threw Six Touchdowns Yesterday, But His Math Genius Son Stole The Spotlight

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Ryan Fitzpatrick had the game of his life yesterday, but his son is getting all the headlines thanks to his human calcularor impression.

CELEBRITIES DOING NICE THINGS

Read J.J. Watt’s Heartwarming Letter To The Houston Police And Fire Departments

J.J. Watt bought lunch for the Houston police and fire department because J.J. Watt is the best.

BLOOPERS

DeAndre Hopkins Gave Up On Life At The End Of Last Night’s Game

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Does DeAndre Hopkins even care at this point? Because this clip suggests he doesn't.

#Viral Videos

A Female Texans Fan Used Andre Johnson’s Butt To Celebrate A Touchdown

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This woman got up close and personal with Andre Johnson's butt after a touchdown.

#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Manziel Triple Dog Dares The Houston Texans Not To Draft Him No. 1

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"It would be the worst decision they've (the Texans) ever made."

#Christmas

Breaking Good Guy News: Andre Johnson Is Still The Best Guy In The World

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For the seventh year in a row, Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson paid for 12 kids to go on an 80-second shopping spree at Toys R Us.

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Your NFL Recap, Week 13: When Rob Ford Ate Chicken Wings Amongst The Toronto People

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Eric Decker played like a mad man in Kansas City. But the real mad man was eating chicken and stealing seats while taking in the Bills/Falcons game in Toronto.

SPORTS

Arian Foster Out For Season, Set To Undergo Back Surgery

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What's been a less than promising season for the Texans just went from bad to worse.

#Halloween

Kroger Is Deeply Sorry For Iceburning Matt Schaub

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Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub was recently TOTALLY ICEBURNED by a parody tombstone at a Houston-area Kroger. Apologies were demanded.

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With Leather’s Watch This: ‘Sign Vince Young’ Should Put Texans Fans On Suicide Watch

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A fan's plea to the Houston Texans to sign Vince Young of course comes in delightful song form.


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