BLOOPERS

DeAndre Hopkins Gave Up On Life At The End Of Last Night’s Game

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Does DeAndre Hopkins even care at this point? Because this clip suggests he doesn't.

#Viral Videos

A Female Texans Fan Used Andre Johnson’s Butt To Celebrate A Touchdown

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This woman got up close and personal with Andre Johnson's butt after a touchdown.

#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Manziel Triple Dog Dares The Houston Texans Not To Draft Him No. 1

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"It would be the worst decision they've (the Texans) ever made."

#Christmas

Breaking Good Guy News: Andre Johnson Is Still The Best Guy In The World

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For the seventh year in a row, Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson paid for 12 kids to go on an 80-second shopping spree at Toys R Us.

#NFL

Your NFL Recap, Week 13: When Rob Ford Ate Chicken Wings Amongst The Toronto People

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Eric Decker played like a mad man in Kansas City. But the real mad man was eating chicken and stealing seats while taking in the Bills/Falcons game in Toronto.

SPORTS

Arian Foster Out For Season, Set To Undergo Back Surgery

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What's been a less than promising season for the Texans just went from bad to worse.

#Halloween

Kroger Is Deeply Sorry For Iceburning Matt Schaub

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Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub was recently TOTALLY ICEBURNED by a parody tombstone at a Houston-area Kroger. Apologies were demanded.

#NFL

With Leather’s Watch This: ‘Sign Vince Young’ Should Put Texans Fans On Suicide Watch

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A fan's plea to the Houston Texans to sign Vince Young of course comes in delightful song form.

TONY ROMO

Your NFL Recap, Week 5: Peyton, Broncos Survive Shootout In Dallas

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While <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/10/ohio-state-northwestern-final-score">Saturday's slate of college football</a> was a bit underwhelming, Sunday's NFL schedule was absolutely brimming with must-watch games.

#NFL

Here's The Team I'm Using To Destroy You And Win $1000 Playing Free Week 5 Fantasy Football

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Draftstreet is giving you a chance to win $1000 playing Week 5 fantasy football (for free). Here's the team I put together to destroy you.

#NFL

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Spotlight

On J.J. Watt, The NFL’s Robin Hood And Providing A Positive NFL Image In 2013

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By all means, take the stance saying JJ Watt did this only for personal and selfish reasons.

#NFL

George H.W. Bush Hung Out With The Houston Texans Cheerleaders, Did Not Fandango

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As you may know, the Houston Texans cheerleaders are my favorite.

#MEMES

A New Reason To Love The Houston Texans: Texans Cheerleaders Are Fandangoing (Updated)

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If you don't watch WWE programming, you may not be familiar with Fandango.

#NFL

A Little Girl’s Letter About Arian Foster’s Heart Is The Most Adorable Thing You’ll See Today

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Lately, we've been trying to focus more on the positive side of sports news and gossip, which means more <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/dirk-nowitzki-one-on-one-with-sick-kid-video" target="_blank">Dirk Nowitzki dressed up as Dr. Satan for the benefit of children</a> or <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/wwe-daniel-bryan-visits-kid-with-cancer-no-lock-video" target="_blank">Daniel Bryan letting a little boy with cancer tap him out</a> and less <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-super-secret-cover-spoiler-kate-upton-is-hot" target="_blank">TMZ comparing women to sows</a>.


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