BLOOPERS

DeAndre Hopkins Gave Up On Life At The End Of Last Night’s Game

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Does DeAndre Hopkins even care at this point? Because this clip suggests he doesn't.

#Viral Videos

A Female Texans Fan Used Andre Johnson’s Butt To Celebrate A Touchdown

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This woman got up close and personal with Andre Johnson's butt after a touchdown.

robotsfightingdinosaurs

Your Friendly Reminder That Arian Foster Is Pretty Awesome

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Arian Foster gets into a discussion with every cat owner ever, makes fun of Fox News, gets into a conversation with Larry Fitzgerald about his general distaste of cats, and then, at the end, comes out in favor of global cat emancipation after being tweeted pictures of cats that "love" their owners.

Johnny Sugar

Texans Sell “Jerry Ricecake” Jerseys Because They Think You’ll Buy Anything

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Hey, would you like to buy the jersey of an NFL player who doesn't really exist, but was simply made up by a marketing department as the sequel to a Super Bowl commercial that wasn't all that funny in the first place?

#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Manziel Triple Dog Dares The Houston Texans Not To Draft Him No. 1

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"It would be the worst decision they've (the Texans) ever made."

Washington Redskins

The 2013 KSK Koaching Karousel

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Let’s do some rampant, unsubstantiated coaching speculation, shall we?

#Christmas

Breaking Good Guy News: Andre Johnson Is Still The Best Guy In The World

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For the seventh year in a row, Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson paid for 12 kids to go on an 80-second shopping spree at Toys R Us.

tim schavitz

The Houston Texans Reach Out to Lovie Smith for Coaching Gig

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Let's hurry this up before other teams start their coaching searches.

#NFL

Your NFL Recap, Week 13: When Rob Ford Ate Chicken Wings Amongst The Toronto People

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Eric Decker played like a mad man in Kansas City. But the real mad man was eating chicken and stealing seats while taking in the Bills/Falcons game in Toronto.

SPORTS

Arian Foster Out For Season, Set To Undergo Back Surgery

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What's been a less than promising season for the Texans just went from bad to worse.

tinder

Texans Turn to Tinder to Solve Their Quarterback Dillema

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After a long week, Houston Texans coach Gary Kubiak has finally settled on a starter at QB for Sunday’s game against the Chiefs.

#Halloween

Kroger Is Deeply Sorry For Iceburning Matt Schaub

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Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub was recently TOTALLY ICEBURNED by a parody tombstone at a Houston-area Kroger. Apologies were demanded.

#NFL

With Leather’s Watch This: ‘Sign Vince Young’ Should Put Texans Fans On Suicide Watch

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A fan's plea to the Houston Texans to sign Vince Young of course comes in delightful song form.

sarah sprague

Just A Reminder: Fans Are The Worst

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The real losers yesterday turned out not to be on the field or on the sidelines (sorry Greg Schiano), but in the stands, as fans in both San Francisco and Houston did normal fan-type things like cheering and the wave, except when they did these fan-type things players were down with injuries on the field.

StuScott Booyahs

Matt Schaub Gets An Unwelcome Visitor

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Schaub: Ah, nothing like a glass of warm milk before bed.

TONY ROMO

Your NFL Recap, Week 5: Peyton, Broncos Survive Shootout In Dallas

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While Saturday's slate of college football was a bit underwhelming, Sunday's NFL schedule was absolutely brimming with must-watch games.


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