ANDREW LUCK

Congratulations To The Indianapolis Colts!

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Well, the time comes when the lights need to be turned on and the party must end.

ARIAN FOSTER

Scary Football Spongebob Sez: ‘Play Free Fantasy Football And Win $250 Or Else’

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ANDRE JOHNSON

Mario Is Missing (The Rest Of The Season)

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Yeah, that's more or less my reaction, too.

HOUSTON TEXANS

Arian Foster Is A Marked Man

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Remember when LaDainian Tomlinson was in his prime, just an absolute beast like a second coming of Marshall Faulk, and everyone thought he was this quiet, reserved, and classy athlete that never spoke out in a critical fashion, but then he lost to the New England Patriots and we couldn’t shut him up.

2011 NFL LOCKOUT

Arian Foster Signed The CBA. Kinda

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Houston Texans running back Arian Foster is ready for some football.

CHEERLEADERS

The NFL’s Bravest Faces Part Two

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Last month, as the NFL lockout gained steam and us fans were left to wonder what the future will hold, I pointed out that this work stoppage is about much more than watching our favorite football teams take the field next season.

ATHLETES SHOULD NOT HAVE TWITTER

Kareem Jackson Sure Hates Chickens

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Houston Texans cornerback Kareem Jackson is in some moral hot water this week, as his vacation to the Dominican Republic took a turn for the moronic after he Tweeted pictures of himself at a cockfight.

HOUSTON TEXANS

Who Wants Kubiak Fired? (We Do We Do!)

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With the team underachieving and failing to reach the playoffs once again, a disgruntled group of Houston Texans fans (are there any other kind.

BRIAN CUSHING

Houston Texans Take On The Only Opponents They Can Beat: Each Other

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Here's a fun clip of Houston Texans Brian Cushing and Antonio Smith getting involved in a scuffle during their game with the Tennessee Titans yesterday.

ANDRE JOHNSON

NFL Wins Ratings Battle Again…Sorta

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<a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2010/12/lebron-james-tv-ratings-tnt-heat-cavaliers/1?csp=34sports">Some people</a> are making a big deal about the NBA beating out the NFL last night in terms of nominal ratings last night, and by that measure, they'd be correct.

CORTLAND FINNEGAN DOES NOT DESERVE HIS OWN TAG

Andre Johnson Had A Mic On Sunday

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When I saw that there was a video of Andre Johnson with a mic on him from Sunday’s game against the Tennessee Titans, I thought, “Damn I’m handsome, and this should be one hell of an entertaining video.

ANDRE JOHNSON

$25k Fine Each, No Suspensions For Texans’ Johnson, Titans’ Finnegan

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The NFL made a stunning series of decisions regarding <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/11/andre-johnson-fights-so-he-can-feel">this Andre Johnson fight from yesterday</a>.

CORTLAND FINNEGAN DOES NOT DESERVE HIS OWN TAG

Andre Johnson Fights So He Can Feel

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Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson is one of the NFL's more pleasant fellows, so it stands to reason that Tennessee Titans cornerback Cortland Finnegan really pissed him off in their matchup on Sunday.

HOUSTON TEXANS

Brian Cushing: How The Media Voted

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After Brian Cushing became, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/05/cushing-wins-defensive-poy-again/comment-page-1#comment-112101">oddly</a>, the two-time AP Defensive Rookie Of The Year, more more attention is being given to why the AP's revote was rushed (or even held), and why the voters couldn't decide upon to supplant him.

HOUSTON TEXANS

Cushing Wins Defensive ROY…Again

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The AP's bit of holier-than-thou grandstanding in the form of a second vote proved to be for naught.

BRIAN CUSHING

NFL’s Cushing Might Have Just Been Jackin’ It

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This Brian Cushing story has finally become interesting, and all it took was alleged masturbation and a roomful of old white people to make it happen.

HOUSTON TEXANS

CHEERLEADER JUDGE IS AN OKAY JOB

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<a href="http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/04/13/houston-texans-cheerleader-tryouts-video-the-invasion/">Fanhouse writer and Houston Texans fan Stephanie Stradley</a> recently served for the second time as a judge for the team's annual cheerleader tryouts.

detroit lions

I THINK I LOVE DAN ORLOVSKY NOW

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Remember when Dan Orlovsky took that snap against Minnesota two years ago and then just wandered out of the end zone.

HOUSTON TEXANS

WHOOPS

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Houston Texans kicker Kris Brown missed two field goals in the Monday night game--the latter of which would have sent the game into overtime--as the Vince Young Tries Really Hard In Games Played In Texas Postulate was proven yet again, as Young's Tennessee Titans (<a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/TEN/tennessee-titans">4-6</a>) beat their division rival in Houston, 20-17.


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