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Arian Foster Is A Marked Man

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Remember when LaDainian Tomlinson was in his prime, just an absolute beast like a second coming of Marshall Faulk, and everyone thought he was this quiet, reserved, and classy athlete that never spoke out in a critical fashion, but then he lost to the New England Patriots and we couldn’t shut him up.

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Arian Foster Signed The CBA. Kinda

Houston Texans running back Arian Foster is ready for some football.

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The NFL’s Bravest Faces Part Two

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Last month, as the NFL lockout gained steam and us fans were left to wonder what the future will hold, I pointed out that this work stoppage is about much more than watching our favorite football teams take the field next season.

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Kareem Jackson Sure Hates Chickens

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Houston Texans cornerback Kareem Jackson is in some moral hot water this week, as his vacation to the Dominican Republic took a turn for the moronic after he Tweeted pictures of himself at a cockfight.

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Who Wants Kubiak Fired? (We Do We Do!)

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With the team underachieving and failing to reach the playoffs once again, a disgruntled group of Houston Texans fans (are there any other kind.

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Houston Texans Take On The Only Opponents They Can Beat: Each Other

Here's a fun clip of Houston Texans Brian Cushing and Antonio Smith getting involved in a scuffle during their game with the Tennessee Titans yesterday.

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NFL Wins Ratings Battle Again…Sorta

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Some people are making a big deal about the NBA beating out the NFL last night in terms of nominal ratings last night, and by that measure, they'd be correct.

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Andre Johnson Had A Mic On Sunday

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When I saw that there was a video of Andre Johnson with a mic on him from Sunday’s game against the Tennessee Titans, I thought, “Damn I’m handsome, and this should be one hell of an entertaining video.

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Andre Johnson Fights So He Can Feel

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Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson is one of the NFL's more pleasant fellows, so it stands to reason that Tennessee Titans cornerback Cortland Finnegan really pissed him off in their matchup on Sunday.

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Brian Cushing: How The Media Voted

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After Brian Cushing became, oddly, the two-time AP Defensive Rookie Of The Year, more more attention is being given to why the AP's revote was rushed (or even held), and why the voters couldn't decide upon to supplant him.

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Cushing Wins Defensive ROY…Again

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The AP's bit of holier-than-thou grandstanding in the form of a second vote proved to be for naught.

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NFL’s Cushing Might Have Just Been Jackin’ It

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This Brian Cushing story has finally become interesting, and all it took was alleged masturbation and a roomful of old white people to make it happen.

HOUSTON TEXANS

CHEERLEADER JUDGE IS AN OKAY JOB

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Fanhouse writer and Houston Texans fan Stephanie Stradley recently served for the second time as a judge for the team's annual cheerleader tryouts.

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I THINK I LOVE DAN ORLOVSKY NOW

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Remember when Dan Orlovsky took that snap against Minnesota two years ago and then just wandered out of the end zone.

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Your Week 13 NFL Recap

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For the third and fourth time in the last five years, Indy and New Orleans enter December as unbeatens.

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WHOOPS

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Houston Texans kicker Kris Brown missed two field goals in the Monday night game--the latter of which would have sent the game into overtime--as the Vince Young Tries Really Hard In Games Played In Texas Postulate was proven yet again, as Young's Tennessee Titans (4-6) beat their division rival in Houston, 20-17.

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SHOCKEY DROPS PASS, STARTS FIGHT IN SCRIM

Jeremy Shockey and Houston Texans defender DeMeco Ryans got into a bit of a tussle during a recent Saints-Texans scrimmage.

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JUDGING CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS IS TOUGH

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Like many NFL teams right now, the Texans are in the process of auditioning for new cheerleaders.

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JEROME MATHIS IS A GENTLEMAN

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It may be a little early to vote for the NFL's man of the year, but the early favorite appears to be Texans return specialist Jerome Mathis, whose chivalry is truly an example for impressionable young children (although fetuses may object).


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