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NFL’s Cushing Might Have Just Been Jackin’ It

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This Brian Cushing story has finally become interesting, and all it took was alleged masturbation and a roomful of old white people to make it happen.

HOUSTON TEXANS

CHEERLEADER JUDGE IS AN OKAY JOB

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<a href="http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/04/13/houston-texans-cheerleader-tryouts-video-the-invasion/">Fanhouse writer and Houston Texans fan Stephanie Stradley</a> recently served for the second time as a judge for the team's annual cheerleader tryouts.

NFL

I THINK I LOVE DAN ORLOVSKY NOW

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Remember when Dan Orlovsky took that snap against Minnesota two years ago and then just wandered out of the end zone.

VIDEOS

Your Week 13 NFL Recap

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For the third and fourth time in the last five years, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/indianapolis-colts">Indy</a> and <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/new-orleans-saints">New Orleans</a> enter December as unbeatens.

VINCE YOUNG

WHOOPS

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Houston Texans kicker Kris Brown missed two field goals in the Monday night game--the latter of which would have sent the game into overtime--as the Vince Young Tries Really Hard In Games Played In Texas Postulate was proven yet again, as Young's Tennessee Titans (<a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/TEN/tennessee-titans">4-6</a>) beat their division rival in Houston, 20-17.

NFL

SHOCKEY DROPS PASS, STARTS FIGHT IN SCRIM

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Jeremy Shockey and Houston Texans defender DeMeco Ryans got into a bit of a tussle during a recent Saints-Texans scrimmage.

NFL

JUDGING CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS IS TOUGH

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Like many NFL teams right now, the Texans are in the process of auditioning for new cheerleaders.

POLICE BLOTTER

JEROME MATHIS IS A GENTLEMAN

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It may be a little early to vote for the NFL's man of the year, but the early favorite appears to be Texans return specialist Jerome Mathis, whose chivalry is truly an example for impressionable young children (although fetuses may object).

NFL

MARIO WILLIAMS TURNED OUT OKAY

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Last night the NFL Network aired yet another game I really would have preferred to have on one of 12 screens at a sports bar on Sunday.

NFL

TEXANS CHEERLEADERS GET MINIMUM WAGE

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In my ongoing pursuit of covering the selection of the 2007 NFL cheerleader rosters, </a> </a> </a> </a>.

POLICE BLOTTER

TEXANS’ WEARY TASERED FOR BEING BLACK

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My gambling friends over at <a href="http://nbx.com/" target="_blank">NBX</a> pointed me to the plight of Texans offensive lineman Fred Weary, who was <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2662099" target="_blank">tasered and arrested</a> six miles from Reliant Stadium for.

NFL

THE NFL IS GOING TO SCHOOL

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What a friggin' slow news day.


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