XYZ FILMS

Kevin Smith’s Human Walrus Horror ‘Tusk’ Is Going Wider Than Smith Himself

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Kevin Smith's 'Tusk' -- in which Justin Long is forcibly altered into a walrus man by Michael Parks -- is getting a wide theatrical release this Fall.

#Twitter

Kevin Smith’s Human Walrus Horror ‘Tusk’ Moves Forward With Justin Long And Michael Parks

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Kevin Smith's 'Tusk', a horror movie he likened to a cuddly 'Human Centipede', gets a production start date and lead stars Justin Long and Michael Parks.

SHIT

Examining 7 Iconic Poop Scenes, Set to the Bristol Stool Scale

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Editor's Note: By now you may have noticed Evan Harold's writing voice in your <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/morning-links" target="_blank">morning links</a> and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/comments-of-the-week-kirk-cameron-blows" target="_blank">comments of the week</a> posts these past few months.

#comic con 2013

Kevin Smith Wrote A Script About A Guy Being Forcibly Altered Into A Walrus

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Kevin Smith updates us on 'Tusk', his horror script in the vein of 'The Human Centipede' where a man is kidnapped and surgically altered in walrus fashion.

REALITY COMPETITION

In New ABC Reality Show, Celebrity Culture Continues To Eat Itself

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In ABC's new reality series 'Sing Your Face Off,' celebrities will impersonate ... celebrities.

TOM SIX

Oh Good: Tom Six & Dieter Laser have squashed their beef just in time for The Human Centipede 3

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Unless you're well versed in obscure celebrity beefs, you might not remember that, as of last March, Human Centipede director Tom Six had <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/human-centipede-director-suing-lead-for-breach-of-contract" target="_blank">planned to sue his star</a>, Dieter Laser, for breach of contract for pulling out of The Human Centipede 3.

HUMAN CENTIPEDE

The Alison Stevenson Guide to Date Movies

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Inviting someone over to watch a movie with you is pretty much universal code for “let's have sex, but pretend that was not the intention for tonight so we don't feel so morally perverse.

MORNING LINKS

Your ‘Human Centepede’ Tattoo and Morning Links

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  [via <a href="http://videogum.com/614141/thats-your-tattoo-multiple-human-centipede-tattoos/fan-art/" target="_blank">Videogum</a>] MORNING LINKS Writer’s Room: Audiences More Entertaining Than the Movie |<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/11/writers-room-audiences-more-entertaining-than-the-movie" target="blank">Film Drunk</a>| Frotcast 126: Joe Sinclito Movie Pitches, Lax Bros & Skyfall |<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/11/frotcast-126-joe-sinclito-movie-pitches-lax-bros-skyfall" target="_blank">Frotcast</a>| All practical, no VFX.

#THE SIMPSONS

Prepare Your Diddly Hole For Some Links

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Three Movies You Probably Don’t Remember Featured ‘Mad Men’s’ January Jones |Warming Glow| With Spandex Episode 2: David Shoemaker, AKA The Masked Mans |With Leather| Dirk the Penguin recuperating after being kidnapped by drunks |Film Drunk| The Best Of #Forgetting Sarah Marshall |UPROXX| Baffled [...].

TOM SIX

Human Centipede director suing his star for breach of contract

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Human Centipede director Tom Six issued a press release today saying he's suing lead actor Dieter Laser (can you believe that's the name of a person.

#CONAN

Conan and the Human Centipede Menorah

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To celebrate the beginning of Hanukkah (or Chanukkah, SORRY JEWS), Conan began a new soon-to-be tradition on his show last night: the lighting of the Human Centipede Menorah.

TRAILER

The Human Centipede 2 Has A New Poster

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Last night, Austin's <a href="http://fantasticfest.com/about">Fantastic Fest</a> kicked off a week of honoring "horror, fantasy, sci-fi, action and just plain fantastic movies" with the opening night party, and the highlight of the evening was the debut of The Human Centipede 2.

unnecessary sequels

Human Centipede 2 Has a Trailer. Yup, It’s Still about Eating Poop

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To be honest, I'm a little perplexed at people's continued fascination with this whole Human Centipede thing.

UNNCESSARY SEQUELS

Director promises Human Centipede 3 will be 10,000 percent more medically accurate

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Tom Six has been a household name ever since he filmed people pooping in and out forever in a movie that no one really wanted to watch, but everyone wanted to make jokes about (and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/human_centipede_cattoy.jpg" target="_blank">cat toys</a>, and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/human_centipede_pendant_585-thumb-585xauto-15312.jpg">necklaces</a>, and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/HumanCentipede-Tattoo.jpg" target="_blank">tattoos</a>, and <a href="http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Human-Sexipede-porn-centipede.jpg" target="_blank">porno</a> {NSFW}.

unnecessary sequels

UK bans Human Millipede for ‘forced defecation,’ barbed-wire rape

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/The-Hunan-Centipede.jpg"></a>(from our "<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/05/newest-fad-movie-themed-food-trucks#page/1" target="_blank">Ideas for Movie-Themed Food Trucks</a>" post) I saw this story about the Human Centipede sequel being banned by the British Board of Film Classification yesterday and I didn't think much of it, mainly because banning a movie I'm never going to see anyway isn't much of a story.

#south park

South Park doing The Human Centipede

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Occasional misses aside, I consider South Park probably the most comedically relevant show of the last 10 years.

MUSICALS

Video: The Human Centipede becomes musical theater

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Voltaire once wrote "anything that is too stupid to be said is sung," which is why nowadays, with just a modicum of elbow grease and jazz hands, one can turn virtually anything into a musical, be it Legally Blonde or a family of cats.

zelda

Happy Valentine’s From GammaSquad

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Last year we <a href="../2010/02/happy-valentines-from-gamma-squad">posted</a> several geeky parody valentines before Valentine's Day, and we're continuing the tradition, posting these early enough for you to print them out (especially the last one) and give them to the one you love.

#Comics

Web-Slinging Spider-Man Photos, His Secret Past As A Human Centipede

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Some new pictures of the stuntman for Spider-Man doing some swinging have surfaced online.

YOGI BEAR

The 10 Worst Movies Of 2010

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VINCE'S DISCLAIMER: I didn't make a list of worst movies this year because to do it fairly, I would've had to knowingly subject myself to terrible movies.


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