Attention Serious Journalists: Do Not Tebow During Your Hurricane Isaac Report

I am well aware that blogging on a sports comedy site does not make me a "journalist" or a "reporter", and sure, 90% of my day is collecting cheesy wrestler photos until I can run downstairs and watch movies, but Jesus Christ, even my highest-of-the-low-quality-writers no-worth-ethic-having ass would not use my internationally-broadcast Weather Channel report on Hurricane Isaac as an excuse to "Tebow".


Stand Back, There’s A Crashing Motorcycle Coming Through


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