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If You Don’t Sign Up To Win $500 Playing Fantasy, You’re Weirder Than This

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How Do You Say Goodbye To A Legend? By Writing An Emo Song About Ichiro

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The New York Yankees bounced back from their humiliating 4-game sweep at the hands of the Oakland Athletics over the weekend by not only beating the Seattle Mariners 4-1 on the field, but also by crushing the spirit of the entire city.

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Poor Little Guys: The Seattle Mariners’ Losing Streak As Told By Sad Dogs

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On July 5, in the 10th inning of a 2-2 game against the Oakland Athletics, Franklin Gutierrez and Brendan Ryan scored to give the Seattle Mariners a 4-2 victory and a.

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ICHIRO IS INSPIRING, FOUL-MOUTHED

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The American League has never lost an All-Star Game in which Ichiro Suzuki has played, and several players (including Ichiro) credit it to the usually taciturn star's <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AhhPSY36Q8mQvILMBNE6olSFCLcF?slug=jp-ichirospeech071508&prov=yhoo&type=lgns" target="_blank">expletive-ridden tirade</a> to his teammates before the game.

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COMPETENT TEAMMATES JUST GET IN THE WAY

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Mariners centerfielder Ichiro has a long and glorious history of quotes that may or may not make sense in his native Japanese but sound awesomely ridiculous in English (with <a href="../post.phtml?pk=3089">this one</a> being the all-time best), and he waited all of about 20 seconds after arriving to spring training to add to his legend.

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ICHIRO IS THE ALL-STAR MVP

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The American League secured home-field advantage in the World Series by extending its All-Star Game winning streak to ten games with <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/6980662" target="_blank">a 5-4 victory</a> last night.

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BASEBALL PLAYERS ARE STRANGE

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Some news and notes from the baseball diamond:♦ <a href="http://redsox.bostonherald.com/redSox/view.bg?articleid=1005867&format=text" target="_blank">Julian Tavarez has unorthodox cures</a>: "Tavarez has been making his last few starts with a torn blister at the tip of his right middle finger, which he has been successfully self-treating in a unique way.

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ICHIRO GETS A LOT OF HITS

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I always feel guilty when I write a Mariners post, because most of you sexy readers can't find Seattle on a map.

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ICHIRO IS STRANGE

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<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/al/mariners/2007-05-15-cover-ichiro_N.htm" target="_blank">USA Today</a> has a feature article on one of the two redeeming pieces of the Seattle Mariners organization, Ichiro Suzuki.


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