Scary Movie 5 opens today, and not only did it not screen for critics, it actually <a href="https://twitter.com/EricDSnider/status/322500287527018496" target="_blank">canceled</a> its <a href="https://twitter.com/blackfilm/status/322543743364386816" target="_blank">midnight screenings</a> in most places, according to anecdotal reports.
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