#MLB

Adam Jones Is Speaking The Truth About Morons That Run Onto Baseball Fields

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Baltimore Orioles outfielder Adam Jones would appreciate it if he could aid in the tackling and punishment of idiot fans.

SPORTS RIOTS

Meanwhile, The Police Weren't F*cking Around After Kentucky Upset Michigan

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Police in Lexington were prepared for the worst on Friday and Sunday, after Kentucky's latest pair of upset wins to advance to the Final Four.

#MLB

With Leather’s Watch This: Baseball Fans Still Don’t Know ‘Trader’ From ‘Traitor’

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One of the little nuggets of worthlessness that was dropped around the Major League Baseball trade deadline was that the Los Angeles Dodgers, in a mostly risk-free/high-reward move to bolster the bullpen, signed former San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Dwight Howard Left Orlando Again

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I’ll preface this rant/whiny hissy fit by saying that I know that people have complained in the past that I write about the Orlando Magic too much, and a lot of people don’t really give a crap about my favorite NBA team.

WYOMING COWBOYS

Wyoming Fans Are Sorry, Larry Eustachy

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Earlier in this strange college basketball season, we discussed how some Duke Blue Devils fans allegedly made fun of a NC State player’s personal life by chanting, “How’s your grandma.

STUPID FANS

Not Hated Enough, Duke Basketball Fans May Have Reminded America Why They're Awful

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I was thinking just the other day that while this NCAA men’s basketball season had been pretty exciting, what with No.

SPORTS FANS

Today In Racist Soccer News: Zenit St. Petersburg Fans Issue ‘We’re Not Racist, But’ Statement

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I'm not an expert on soccer, and I'm certainly no authority on civil rights, but if I've learned one thing from being on the Internet for 15 years, it's that anything prefaced with, "I'm not racist, but," is about to get really racist.

ROB GRONKOWSKI

Weird Pervert Fight Breaks Out In Crowd At Lingerie Football League Game

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A fight broke out in the crowd at a Lingerie Football League game.

#NFL

At Least The NFL’s Replacement Refs Are Having Fun With The Fans They Screwed Over

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I suppose if you’re one of the two replacement refs responsible for the above image that will go down in infamy as one of the worst calls in NFL history, you’re probably going to want a drink.

SPANISH FORT HIGH SCHOOL

Homophobic Alabama High School Students: Now Able To Spell 3-Letter Words

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In case you'd forgotten that Alabama sports fans still think "you are gay" is the best possible insult for rival teams, feast your proud, heterosexual eyes on these Spanish Fort High School students and their "Purple.

#NBA

Got A Problem With James Dolan? Screw With His Band’s Wikipedia Page

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As I updated in yesterday’s post about Carmelo Anthony hoping the New York Knicks would keep Jeremy Lin – presumably while making a dismissive wanking motion – the Knicks did not match the offer sheet that Lin signed with the Houston Rockets and he is, in fact, heading back to the same team that booted him last year.

#NFL

The NFL Is Giving A-Hole Fans A Second Chance

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For the past two years, the NFL has apparently been sending undercover rival fans into stadiums to goad home fans into starting fights so Roger Goodell and his army of peacekeepers could weed out the sh*tty fans.

#NFL

Dolphins Fans Are Doing The Occupy Thing

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Yesterday we touched on the fury of a growing number of Miami Dolphins fans with the team’s GM Jeff Ireland, and how the first step in this united fan coup was roughing up the guy’s Wikipedia page.

#NFL

Peyton Manning Is A Free Agent

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The Indianapolis Colts are holding a press conference at noon today, at which Colts owner Jim Irsay and franchise face Peyton Manning are expected to tell everyone: “Sometimes an owner and quarterback are in love, but they’re not in love.

#NBA

People Don’t Seem To Understand Why Fans Are Booing Kris Humphries

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The New Jersey Nets were downright humiliated in their home opener last night, a 106-70 curb stomping at the hands of the Atlanta Hawks.

TONY STEWART

NASCAR Fans Booed Michelle Obama

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Down by 3 points to Carl Edwards in the Sprint Cup Series standings, Tony Stewart won the Ford 400 – the final race of the Chase – yesterday to tie Edwards, marking the first time in NASCAR history that the season ended at a draw.


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