Posts Tagged: idiots

A-HOLE FANS

This Reporter Didn’t Appreciate Minnesota Bros Interrupting His Report On Their Riot

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Minnesota Golden Gophers fans rioted after their team lost in the NCAA Hockey Championship, and they made one reporter's job very tough.

idiots

A Teenage Girl Had To Be Pulled Out Of A Sewer After Trying To Retrieve Her Cell Phone

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A teenager in England had to be rescued by firefighters on after she hopped into a storm drain in an attempt to fetch her dropped Blackberry.

Competitve Eating

YOLO! Dumbest Man Ever Attempts To Drink An Entire Gallon Of Tabasco Sauce

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A competitive eater who goes by L.A. Beast filmed himself attempting to drink an entire gallon of Tabasco Habanero Sauce, with predictable results.

Alcohol

Very Smart Man Gets Two DUIs At Same McDonald’s Drive-Thru In A Matter Of Hours

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A New York man is facing a pair of DUI charges after managing to drunkenly wreck his car twice at the same McDonald's location early Sunday morning.

idiots

Deceased ‘Snake Salvation’ Star’s Son Is Already Playing With The Snake That Killed His Dad

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Pastor Cody Coots is going to keep his father's memory alive by probably dying the same stupid way.

noted constitutional scholars

Right On Cue, Here Comes Sarah Palin To Defend The Duck Dynasty Dude’s ‘Free Speech’ Rights

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Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson said some awful stuff about gay people, so A&E suspended him. Enter Trixie Klondike and her army of minions.

cyberbullying

Obamacare Website Girl Says She Was Relentlessly Cyberbullied By Anti-Obamacare Morons

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The world is full of stupid people. Those who harassed this poor woman because a stock photo of her appeared on the Obamacare website are among the stupidest.

idiots

WWII Vets ‘Storm’ Closed Memorials With Help Of A-Hole Policiticians Responsible For Government Shutdown

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Wingnuts in Congress responsible for the government shutdown are using elderly veterans as political pawns. Politicians are the f*cking worse.

idiots

A Doctor In Tennessee Diagnosed A Female Patient With ‘Ghetto Booty’

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After visiting an orthopedic center for back pain, a Tennessee woman was told by the doctor that she in fact had a case of "ghetto booty."

idiots

Man Pissed Over Lack Of Spoiler Alert Prior To Reading That Ben Affleck’s Character In ‘Argo’ Was A Ghost

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Ben Affleck's character in "Argo" was not at any point revealed to be a ghost. Apparent spoiler alert nazi Alex Picchietti did not know this, obviously.

FBI

KKK Member Arrested In Terror Plot Involving Radiation Death Ray

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A man claiming to be a member of the KKK was arrested for his alleged terror plot that would have targeted Muslims with a portable radiation death ray.

FIRE

Let’s Watch A Suicidal Idiot/Parkour Genius Run Up A Hill Of Molten Lava

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Here's a guy running up an incline plane of flowing lava, because sometimes YOLO stands for "I'm about to die, so make sure you get it on camera.

idiots

Your Facebook Friends, Still The Dumbest People On This Planet

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I’m sure there’s other sports stuff going on, like that one legendary basketball player who got hurt or that expensive baseball pitcher who was beat up, but I’m a simple kind of fella and I can’t help but stop and point when I see something that’s reaaaaaaaaally stupid.

idiots

The Internet Saved A ‘Gay Dog’ From Being Put Down By Its Gay-Hating Owner

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A dog owner in Tennessee had her male dog banished to a kill shelter because she caught it humping another male dog. Yeah.

Mass Effect

Idiots On Facebook Blame ‘Mass Effect’ For Sandy Hook Shooting

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"The incorrectly identified shooter liked this video game. BURN IT! BURN IT!" - Idiots re: 'Mass Effect'.

hashtag jameson

Some Idiot Apparently Named Their Kid ‘Hashtag’

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On the bright side, maybe there will be laws enacted re: baby names after Hashtag Jameson gets a baseball bat forcibly rammed up his butt in 7th grade.


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