SARAH PALIN

Right On Cue, Here Comes Sarah Palin To Defend The Duck Dynasty Dude’s ‘Free Speech’ Rights

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Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson said some awful stuff about gay people, so A&E suspended him. Enter Trixie Klondike and her army of minions.

trolls

Obamacare Website Girl Says She Was Relentlessly Cyberbullied By Anti-Obamacare Morons

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The world is full of stupid people. Those who harassed this poor woman because a stock photo of her appeared on the Obamacare website are among the stupidest.

VETERANS

WWII Vets ‘Storm’ Closed Memorials With Help Of A-Hole Policiticians Responsible For Government Shutdown

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Wingnuts in Congress responsible for the government shutdown are using elderly veterans as political pawns. Politicians are the f*cking worse.

TENNESSEE

A Doctor In Tennessee Diagnosed A Female Patient With ‘Ghetto Booty’

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After visiting an orthopedic center for back pain, a Tennessee woman was told by the doctor that she in fact had a case of "ghetto booty."

SPOILER ALERTS

Man Pissed Over Lack Of Spoiler Alert Prior To Reading That Ben Affleck’s Character In ‘Argo’ Was A Ghost

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Ben Affleck's character in "Argo" was not at any point revealed to be a ghost. Apparent spoiler alert nazi Alex Picchietti did not know this, obviously.

terrorism

KKK Member Arrested In Terror Plot Involving Radiation Death Ray

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A man claiming to be a member of the KKK was arrested for his alleged terror plot that would have targeted Muslims with a portable radiation death ray.

VOLCANO

Let’s Watch A Suicidal Idiot/Parkour Genius Run Up A Hill Of Molten Lava

Here's a guy running up an incline plane of flowing lava, because sometimes YOLO stands for "I'm about to die, so make sure you get it on camera.

#Facebook

Your Facebook Friends, Still The Dumbest People On This Planet

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I’m sure there’s other sports stuff going on, like that one legendary basketball player who got hurt or that expensive baseball pitcher who was beat up, but I’m a simple kind of fella and I can’t help but stop and point when I see something that’s reaaaaaaaaally stupid.

The Internet

The Internet Saved A ‘Gay Dog’ From Being Put Down By Its Gay-Hating Owner

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A dog owner in Tennessee had her male dog banished to a kill shelter because she caught it humping another male dog. Yeah.

#Facebook

Idiots On Facebook Blame ‘Mass Effect’ For Sandy Hook Shooting

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"The incorrectly identified shooter liked this video game. BURN IT! BURN IT!" - Idiots re: 'Mass Effect'.

#Twitter

Some Idiot Apparently Named Their Kid ‘Hashtag’

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On the bright side, maybe there will be laws enacted re: baby names after Hashtag Jameson gets a baseball bat forcibly rammed up his butt in 7th grade.

TATTOOS

Romney/Ryan Face Tattoo Guy Is Still Totally Cool Will His Romney/Ryan Face Tattoo

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Of all the people who lost big last Tuesday night, the Romney campaign face tattoo guy may have lost the most.

#Community

‘Community’s’ Halloween, Thanksgiving, And Christmas Episodes Will All Air In The Spring, Obviously

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"Community" already produced Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas episodes for this season. NBC delayed the show until February 7th. PERFECT.

THIS IS CNN

CNN Would Like The Internet To Convince Some Random Idiot In Hawaii That He Should Vote

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Congrats CNN! This may be the most impossibly stupid slice of "social media engagement" mankind had ever seen, and that's saying a lot.

#Cartoon Network

PSA: ‘Childrens Hospital’ Not Actual Children’s Hospital, And Vice Versa

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Some people confused billboard for Cartoon Network's 'Childrens Hospital' with ones for the ACTUAL children's hospital. People are dumb.

paris hilton

Paris Hilton, On Gays Who Use Grindr: ‘Most Of Them Probably Have AIDS’

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A recording of Paris Hilton discussing how disgusting gay people are, and how they all have AIDS, has made its way online, via Radar.

#Twitter

Stephen A. Smith Gets Jokes, You Guys

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For some reason, Deadspin has targeted Stephen A.

THE WEATHER CHANNEL

Look At These Two Idiots (Jim Cantore & Al Roker)

If there's one thing you can count on when a hurricane hits U.S. shores, it's that some newsperson will get blown around by the wind and then we will all point and laugh at them for being morons.


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