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Meet The Florida Naked Driver Who Harrassed A Trucker By Masturbating At Him In The Next Lane

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A Florida man was was driving down interstate 95 naked when he started harassing a truck driver by masturbating at him.

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YouP0rn offers Fred Willard a free computer

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Good news for Fred Willard over the weekend, as not only has he been offered a deal to avoid being<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/07/fred-willard-arrested-for-lewd-conduct-at-an-adult-theater" target="_blank"> charged for lewd conduct </a>if he takes <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/fred-willard-offered-diversion-arrest-16824993#.UAx5h1T3Vq7" target="_blank">a counseling course</a>, YouPorn wants to give him a free computer.

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Fred Willard arrested for lewd conduct at an adult theater

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Fred Willard (pictured, left), also known as the best part of multiple Christopher Guest movies, was arrested for lewd conduct when vice police caught him with his penis out in an adult theater.

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Man Caught Fondling Wand During Harry Potter, Emma Watson Suspected

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Back in my day, if a man wanted to play the popcorn trick on himself during a screening of a children's film about boy wizards, that was a man's right.

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Pee Wee goes to Sturgis

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It seems we're in the midst of a Pee Wee renaissance.

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JOHNNY DEPP AS PEE WEE HERMAN

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Paul Reuben is <a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2007/12/11/could-johnny-depp-play-pee-wee/">reportedly</a> in the "pre-pre-pre-production" stage of a pair of Pee Wee Herman flicks, one for kids, another for adults.


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