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Heads Up, Pam Oliver

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It's not just players who use the preseason to shore up their situational awareness.

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Freaky Faces Of The NFL

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After getting a litte bit of inspiration from this Ben Roethlisberger post on With Leather, I set out to distort some of the other familiar faces in the NFL.

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The Football Fan’s Manifesto Viral Video of Literary Violence and Bookkake

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HarperCollins asked me to come up with a video to help promote my football-themed compendium of lazy dick jokery, so I came up with an idea that would best entertain me.

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Jeremy Shockey Lobbies for a Role in “The Hangover 2″

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In a Memorial Day weekend story as shocking as "Pools Across Nation Open For Business", Jeremy Shockey was found unconscious on the floor of the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas this afternoon and rushed to the hospital.


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