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The Colts Had A Good Idea They Were Screwed

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When the Indianapolis Colts signed Peyton Manning to a 5-year deal worth $90 million (all of it guaranteed), most people assumed that was a pretty good sign that his surgically-repaired neck was doing just fine.

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The Colts Signed A Liquored Up Quarterback

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A few days ago, I wondered in Internet print if Peyton Manning, he of almost $90 million in guaranteed coin for the remainder of his career, would be ready for the start of the season.

BRADLEY COOPER

Anthony Gonzalez Is The NFL's Jose Canseco

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Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Anthony Gonzalez doesn't know exactly how many people in the NFL are using human-growth hormone, but when he looks at somebody and they're a lot bigger than him, he's awfully sure they're on drugs.

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Gotta Keep the Devil Rushing Through The Hole

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Have you ever wanted to see Peyton Manning set someone on fire with a football.

INDIANA IS FOR DRIVING THROUGH

Depressing Gallery: Cheerleader Fantasies on the Ohio River

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Cheerleader calendars are supposed to evoke a sense of excitement and beauty, and unless the horny boy/adult man waiting in line to buy next year's Colts cheerleader calendars are looking for the excitement of catching catfish in an inner-tube and the beauty of a sort-of-clean mid-America dirt river, they're going to be extremely disappointed.

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The NFL’s Bravest Faces Part Two

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Last month, as the NFL lockout gained steam and us fans were left to wonder what the future will hold, I pointed out that this work stoppage is about much more than watching our favorite football teams take the field next season.

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Peyton Manning Gets Franchise Tag

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Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning was supposed to get a sweet free-agent deal this offseason, but that's not happening while the NFL's "labor" situation is in flux.

CHICKS I WOULD DO BUT NOT MARRY

Hank Baskett Can’t Catch A Break

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Kendra Wilkinson, the 25-year old former Playboy Playmate naked chick who used to roll around on top of Hugh Hefner’s old balls, is trying to get her husband and terrible football player, Hank Baskett, to sign a “post-nuptial” agreement because she’s apparently bringing in more proverbial cheddar.

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Peyton Finds Unlikely Supporter In LeBron

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Peyton Manning is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc65NC44dSk">strugggggling</a>.

AUSTIN COLLIE

Doling Out Fines All Week Can Give You An Appetite

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Yes, yes, we know that it's Carl Johnson and Merton Hanks that handle the NFL's "disciplinary" issues; we know our way around the 17th floor of 280 Park better than most.

DRUNK ATHLETES

Colts Have a New Drunk Idiot Kicker

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The punter for the Indianapolis Colts, Pat McAfee, was arrested at 5:00AM Wednesday morning for public intoxication in a neighborhood canal.

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Angry Colts Fan Floods Jacksonville Hotel…Allegedly

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Fans of the Indianapolis Colts don't really like losing, or maybe it's more fair to say that those <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/tag/fat-humps">we at KSK affectionately call The Fat Humps</a> just aren't used to it.

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Brandon Jacobs' Helmet Is Not A Souvenir, Apparently

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I'm not a big fan of what happened here in last night's game between the Indianapolis colts and the New York Giants.

GREEN BAY PACKERS

Peyton Had Issues With The Umpire. You Read That Correctly

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There really weren't a lot of rule changes introduced for the 2010 season, and this has been one of the few years where that has been the case.

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Wayne’s World Is Shaken to the Core by Nosey FBI

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In early May, Indianapolis Colts Wide Receiver Reggie Wayne reported to the FBI that a stolen debit card in his name had racked up almost $100,000 in charges.

BILL POLIAN

COLTS HAD PROBLEMS WITH PROTECTION

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It took four days for Indianapolis Colts GM Bill Polian to absolve Peyton Manning for what was essentially a game-ending interception in Sunday's Super Bowl, and his remarks were eerily similar to Manning's own "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Polian#Playoff_woes_end">problems with protection</a>" quip after the team's 2005 playoff loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

HOO BOY THAT'S GAY

BEST PHOTO OF SUPER BOWL XLIV

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People are making a commotion of that photo with Drew Brees holding that photo of his son in the air, but the best photo of that game comes to us from <a href="http://twitter.com/JoeBaguley/statuses/8864932124">@JoeBaguley</a>, who found this photo of Pat McAfee, Matt Stover and Randall Gay after, presumably, Stover's field goal in the first quarter.

DREW BREES

SUPER BOWL IRONIES ABOUND

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Here are two fun tidbits about the Saints big win from Sunday, starting with the two big stars that had shone brightest on football's biggest stage.


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