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That Parks And Rec Joke About Taiwanese Animation Has Come Full Circle

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An an episode from last year's third season of 'Parks And Recreation' (the best show on TV, if you aren't into making gifs), Leslie Knope is told that she's organized Pawnee's upcoming Harvest Festival on the site of an ancient Wamapoke Indian burial ground, and that unless she moves it, the festival will be cursed.

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This Is, Literally, The Worst News In The History Of Professional Football

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<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe">Rob Lowe</a> has broken the news that Peyton Manning will not return to the NFL.

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About This Whole Peyton Manning To The New York Jets Thing

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It has already been a pretty big week for the New York Jets, as they’ve been making personnel changes to repair the problems that have kept them from fulfilling head coach Rex Ryan's wrongly predicted Super Bowl victories before each of the last three seasons.

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Report: Colts Very Likely To Take Luck

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Feel free to order that custom "Luck" Indianapolis Colts jersey.

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‘Tis The Season For NFL Cheerleaders To Dress Like Santa’s Naughty Little Helpers

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I'm sure there's plenty of NFL news and notes to update today, but the majority of games were on Saturday and you've probably seen Jerome Simpson landing a flip into the end zone 600 times by now (if you haven't, it's <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7KPZrv7JWE">here</a>).

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Links: Merry The Day After Christmas

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As a kid who grew up fearing the pink aisle because of what it said about me, I'm happy kids like this are starting to exist.

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The Best Part About Winning The Heisman: Reading An Old Man’s Jokes

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Heisman Trophy winner and Jay Pharaoh character Robert Griffin III showed up on 'Late Show With David Letterman' to read the "Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Robert Griffin III's Mind When He Won The Heisman Trophy" and hit almost every necessary comedic note -- Tim Tebow loving Jesus, the Indianapolis Colts being terrible, Kim Kardashian being a gold digging succubus who already has way too much of her own gold and so on.

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The NFL And Prilosec Think We’ll Listen To Larry The Cable Guy

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One of the NFL’s many official sponsors, Prilosec OTC has a new campaign called “A Better Way to Tailgate” to help fans avoid eating and drinking things that will give them heartburn, and that’s cool, because I suffer from heartburn a lot and I appreciate a billion dollar pharmaceutical company trying to knock the chili dog out of my fat mouth.

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Congratulations To The Indianapolis Colts!

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Well, the time comes when the lights need to be turned on and the party must end.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 9

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With news that Peyton Manning’s neck is simply not healing as expected, it has become clearer than ever that the Indianapolis Colts may be without their legendary franchise quarterback for longer than just this season.

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The Colts Are The Worst Team In The Galaxy

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It appears that we are not alone in this universe in thinking that the Indianapolis Colts suck.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 7

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While a 2-win record is hardly something to be proud of through Week 7, it has become the first actual dividing line between the pretenders and contenders for this “Suck for Luck” sweepstakes.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 6

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Now that “Suck For Luck” is a full blown ordeal – there’s even <a href="http://twitter.com/suckforluck">a Twitter account</a> devoted to it – it’s very amusing to see the general NFL fan’s reaction to the idea that teams might tank some games to secure the guy every analyst this side of Mel Kiper’s phallic eagle swoop is calling the next John Elway.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

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We're finally starting to see a bit of separation in the rankings, at least now that Kansas City realized that it can still defeat the really crappy teams and the Minnesota Vikings remembered that they just paid Adrian Peterson a gajillion dollars to lean on him for the next few years.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 3

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After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com">Warming Glow</a> was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.

#Star Wars

Morning Links: Paint It, Black

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"BEWARE LEST YE BECOME THE CURTIS PAINTED" - Jon Bois Links Fetushead Cannibalism Creates Possibility For Perfect Fat Hump Story - Headlines like this make me want to write for KSK so bad.

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