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Colts-Patriots Divisional Round Live Blog

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FACKIN WICKED PISSAH OF A GRITTY TEAM

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Chiefs-Colts Wild Card Live Blog

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Andy Reid has the body of a Colts fan.

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Hater’s Guide To The Post Season: Indianapolis Colts

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How much contempt do I hold for the Colts? I'm not even going to bother with actual paragraphs. You get the skinny listicle like you so rightly deserve.

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LaVon Brazill Broke All The Tackles

Beast Mode in a Losing Effort

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Leslie Knope Teams Up With The Indianapolis Colts On This Week’s ‘Parks And Recreation’

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The Indianapolis Colts return to NBC's 'Parks and Recreation' to team up with Leslie Knope for the NFL's Play 60 campaign.

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AFC South Teams Still Can’t Finish Off The Colts

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Two out of the last three weeks, division opponents have had the Colts dominated at halftime, only to swiftly blow it in the second half. At least the Texans had the excuse of their head coach collapsing at the break. Tennessee has no such explanation.

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Headbutting a Helmetless Player? No Ejection

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After being dominated throughout the first half, the wheels started to come off for the Colts at the end of the first half.

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Tavon Austin Returns Punt for TD, Wins Tony Award for Best Actor

He scored again in the time it takes you to read this.

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Case Keenum Performs Admirably In Another Losing Effort

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The Texans went into halftime leading the first place team in the AFC South by three scores.

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Colts-Texans Live Blog, First Half

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[via] Case Keenum played admirably two weeks ago in Kansas City in his first career NFL start.

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AFC South Midseason Report Card

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You will take this class seriously.

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Meast and Least For Week 7

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The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for Week 7 is Robert Mathis, who posted two sacks, one of them a strip sack that resulted in a key safety, in the the Colts' 39-33 win over the Broncos.

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Punter Makes A Tackle, Receives Drug Test

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Colts punter and occasional drunk canal swimmer, Pat McAfee, made a rather nasty hit on returner Trindon Holliday in the first half of Sunday night's victory over the Broncos.

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Your NFL Recap, Week 7: Geno & The Jets Come Up Big, Peyton Manning Falls Short In Indy Return

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When you think of beneficiaries of sh*tty NFL rules, Tom Brady (thanks to the Tuck Rule) is the first to pop up.

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The Broncos Lose Peytonpalooza

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Even if the price is seeing Jim Irsay happy, it's nice to see the Peyton Manning juggernaut look deflated for a week.


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