DORITOS

Here’s How To Make Your Own Doritos Mountain Dew With One Weird Trick

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Here's how to beat Pepsi and Frito-Lay at their own game and make the terrifying concoction that is "Dewitos" (Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew).

CALVIN AND HOBBES

Here’s How Much Monetary Damage Calvin From ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ Caused

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Here is a completely serious study on just how much damage a kid like Calvin can do to your home.

JABOODY DUBS

Jaboody Dubs’ New Infomercial Lip Dub Is Brutal And Foul-Mouthed Hilarity

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The same cheeky bastard behind the absurd Guy Fieri lip dub is back with another foul-mouthed infomercial dub for the Smart Mop™.

#Animals

If I Fits, It Stinks: This Lion Cub Got His Head Stuck In A Dead Buffalo’s Anus

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A lion cub found himself at the wrong end of a dead buffalo after rushing towards the carrion to get some sweet, sweet sweetmeats.

WTF

The ‘Automatic Sperm Extractor’ (Handjob Robot) Is Coming To Chinese Hospitals

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The hand job robot -- er, we mean "automatic sperm extractor" -- is now taking all comers at a hospital in Nanjing, China. (VIDEO)

ZE FRANK

True Facts About The Armadillo According To That Liar, Jerry

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Ze Frank is back with indisputably true facts about the armadillo, a rolling ball of leprosy and boners.

UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO

How Long Could You Survive Buried Alive In A Coffin? Let’s Find Out!

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Ever wondered how long you could survive if buried alive in a coffin? Just me? Am I alone here with my bottle of generic Xanax?

ZE FRANK

True Facts About The Cuttlefish, Who Will Get Somebody Praaagnant

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Ze Frank is back with indisputably true facts about the cuttlefish. Just look at this adorable little inky bastard.

ZE FRANK

True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp, Who Will Totally Fight You

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Ze Frank wowed us with indisputably true Morgan Freeman facts. Now he's sharing true facts about the Mantis Shrimp.

TYRANNOSAURUS SEX

Childhood Over: The Dinosaur Sounds In ‘Jurassic Park’ Were A Menagerie Of Animals Having Sex

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"If people knew where the sounds in Jurassic Park came from, it'd be rated R!" says sound designer Gary Rydstrom. And now we know where they came from.

#NOPE

Condom Applicator Slingshot Gun? Get That Prize Money Ready, Bill Gates.

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Bill Gates is offering $100,000 to projects which improve condoms. Affable German hobbyist Jörg Sprave answered with his condom applicator slingshot gun.

THIS WILL SURELY END WELL

The Newest Oreo Separator Machine Is More Of An Oreo Exploder

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The newest Oreo Separator Machine technically does separate Oreos, but we wouldn't recommend eating the results.

#KATE UPTON

Kate Upton Says She Has A Hidden Talent For Playing Video Games, Can Beat Anyone At Mario Kart

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In a recent interview with GQ, Kate Upton spoke about her love of spontaneously dancing and also of a hidden talent involving video games.

THIS WILL SURELY END WELL

The Slingshot Channel Geeks Out About ‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’ With A “Beheader Bazooka” And More

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Jörg Sprave, the smiling German rubber enthusiast (not as strange as it sounds) has built two new slingshots inspired by 'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters'.

YES PLEASE

The Burrito Bomber Is A Drone Dropping Burritos Wherever Burritos Are Needed (Which Is Everywhere)

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Have you ever wished it would rain burritos? Now Darwin Aerospace build a "Burrito Bomber" drone which drops burritos to order. That's illegalicious!

#reviews

The Best Of Fake Science And A Review Of The Indispensable Textbook 'Fake Science 101'

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Here's our overdue review of 'Fake Science 101' by Phil Edwards as well as a collection of funny infographics from the Fake Science website.

#GOOGLE

So This Is Happening: James Cameron And The Google Founders Are Looking For Asteroid Mining Interns

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James Cameron, the Google founders, and several other absurdly rich folks put out a job offering for their asteroid mining start-up, Planetary Resources.

youtube

Science And The Internet Are Here To Cure Your Hangover

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I must have gone Pinkman at least five times while watching the latest in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/AsapSCIENCE" target="_blank">ASAP Science's</a> ongoing crusade to prevent hangovers across the globe (previously: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq1F4It-3RM&feature=relmfu" target="_blank">What Causes A Hangover?</a>).


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