TWILIGHT RELATED CRIME

This Stuntman Impersonated A Twilight Actor To Pick Up Tweens Before Getting Arrested With Daggers

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A stuntman who was not in Twilight impersonated an actor who was to lure a 14-year-old girl into his car before getting arrested for dagger possession.

weathermen

Iowa Man Steals Local Weatherman’s Identity To Pick Up Chicks

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A Davenport, Iowa man is facing two years in jail after using fake social media accounts impersonating a weatherman to meet women.

WTF

Iowa State Makes A Regrettable Cameo In This Hilarious ‘Hooray For Ames’ Video

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This tourism video for Ames, Iowa is going to make people want to visit just to see if everyone there is this unintentionally funny.

#Animals

SO IT BEGINS: Bonobo Learns How To Build A Fire, Roasts Marshmallows

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In this video, Kanzi the bonobo builds a fire and toasts marshmallows at the Iowa Primate Learning Sanctuary. Well, we're boned.

VODKA SAMM

Vodka Samm Speaks Out For The First Time About Blowing A .341 BAC

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Hear what Vodka Samm has to say about her drunken night for the first time.

LUCK

And Now, The Most Ridiculously Lucky Pass In The History Of Football

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Behold the most lucky pass in the history of football as a high school QB throws the ball backwards over his head as he's being tackled and finds his man.

JIM CARREY

PICTURE: Jim Carrey crashes a high school baseball team’s bus in Iowa

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Jim Carrey's likability rating probably took a hit last month after his announcement that he could "<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/06/jim-carrey-disavowing-kick-ass-2-violence-after-sandy-hook" target="_blank">no longer support</a>" Kick-Ass 2 in the wake of Sandy Hook (the obvious response to that being that he should've donated his paycheck).

SHOOTOUT GOALS

Here’s An Amazing Shootout Goal From A 9-Year Old

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By way of <a href="https://twitter.com/frostml" target="_blank">@frostml</a> and our friends at <a href="http://www.bobsblitz.com" target="_blank">Bob's Blitz</a> comes this clip of 9-year old Iowan Carter Frost scoring a Minnesota AAA hockey shootout goal like a boss.

SPORTS BARS

The Great American Dwarf Wrestling Debate Is Alive And Well In Des Moines

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The <a href="http://ragbrai.com/" target="_blank">Des Moines Register’s Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa</a> has grown in popularity since it was created by two newspaper writers back in 1973, and with the exception of the four years that it was banned by the county after a man died, the event has been big for state tourism and the economy in general.

RICHARD YAW

A Race Car Driver Was Saved From A Fiery Crash By A Man In A Nickelback Shirt

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It was a scary scene for one driver and racing fans during a recent event at the Boone Speedway in Boone, Iowa.

IOWA

The Best Of The 2012 Drake University Beautiful Bulldog Contest

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Tomorrow marks the beginning of the 103rd annual Drake Relays at Drake University, at which more than 8,000 athletes and spectators will gather to participate in the record 120 events at this year’s competition.

ron paul

Ron Paul’s Bitchy Tweet And Marcus Bachmann’s Doggy Sunglasses Shopping Spree Steal The Iowa Sh*tshow

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In case you didn't stay up late last night to catch the results, genetically engineered Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, also known as the Mittbot 9000, <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57351741-503544/iowa-caucus-results-mitt-romney-beats-rick-santorum-by-8-votes/">won the Iowa caucuses by 8 votes</a> -- 8 VOTES.

scott siepker

An Iowan Would Like A Word With You About Iowa

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Unless you've been living under the proverbial rock that cuts off any and all communication with the outside word, you know that Iowa today is the epicenter of the American political universe, as Republicans in that state <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/02/us-usa-campaign-idUSTRE7BT14220120102">seem poised to select Rick Santorum</a> (RICK SANTORUM, a man who wants to <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/health/2011/10/19/348007/rick-santorum-pledges-to-defund-contraception-its-not-okay-its-a-license-to-do-things/">rid the nation of birth control pills</a>.

MUPPETS

Happy Final Year

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That's an Aztec calendar.

VINCENT WINKOWSKI

This Sexual Tyrannosaurus Designed A Predator-Style Ammo Pack

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Members of the Iowa National Guard deployed in Afghanistan were dealing with a logistics issue.

#STEPHEN COLBERT

Stephen Colbert Unveils Hilarious 'Rick Parry' Ad

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Earlier this week, I riffed on how it seemed that <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/08/has-everyone-forgotten-what-stephen-colbert-does/">many in the media seemed to have forgotten</a> that Stephen Colbert is a political satirist who makes his living mocking conservatives and Fox News, for the most part.

WOMEN BEATING MEN

The Chained Heat of Iowa Softball

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Ames, Iowa parents are beating each other bloody over how often their 12-year old stands in at second shortstop.

Prosthetics

Girl Scouts Build Toddler a Hand?

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A troop of Girl Scouts called the Flying Monkeys did something that proves once again that adults suck, and built a little girl with no fingers a prosthetic hand for free.

WOMEN

More Like March Nadness, Am I Right?

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If you’re like me, you commonly make out with two girls at the same time and you were also able to watch the NCAA Tournament’s early games on your office’s 70-inch LED TV while your coworkers shook their ham fists in rage.




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