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IOWA

Vodka Samm Speaks Out For The First Time About Blowing A .341 BAC

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Hear what Vodka Samm has to say about her drunken night for the first time.

GREAT PASS

And Now, The Most Ridiculously Lucky Pass In The History Of Football

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Behold the most lucky pass in the history of football as a high school QB throws the ball backwards over his head as he's being tackled and finds his man.

CELEBRITY ENCOUNTERS

PICTURE: Jim Carrey crashes a high school baseball team’s bus in Iowa

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Jim Carrey's likability rating probably took a hit last month after his announcement that he could "<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/06/jim-carrey-disavowing-kick-ass-2-violence-after-sandy-hook" target="_blank">no longer support</a>" Kick-Ass 2 in the wake of Sandy Hook (the obvious response to that being that he should've donated his paycheck).

GREAT GOALS

Here’s An Amazing Shootout Goal From A 9-Year Old

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By way of <a href="https://twitter.com/frostml" target="_blank">@frostml</a> and our friends at <a href="http://www.bobsblitz.com" target="_blank">Bob's Blitz</a> comes this clip of 9-year old Iowan Carter Frost scoring a Minnesota AAA hockey shootout goal like a boss.

GREAT BICYCLE RACE ACROSS IOWA

The Great American Dwarf Wrestling Debate Is Alive And Well In Des Moines

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The <a href="http://ragbrai.com/" target="_blank">Des Moines Register’s Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa</a> has grown in popularity since it was created by two newspaper writers back in 1973, and with the exception of the four years that it was banned by the county after a man died, the event has been big for state tourism and the economy in general.

AUTO RACING

A Race Car Driver Was Saved From A Fiery Crash By A Man In A Nickelback Shirt

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It was a scary scene for one driver and racing fans during a recent event at the Boone Speedway in Boone, Iowa.

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

The Best Of The 2012 Drake University Beautiful Bulldog Contest

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Tomorrow marks the beginning of the 103rd annual Drake Relays at Drake University, at which more than 8,000 athletes and spectators will gather to participate in the record 120 events at this year’s competition.

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Ron Paul’s Bitchy Tweet And Marcus Bachmann’s Doggy Sunglasses Shopping Spree Steal The Iowa Sh*tshow

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In case you didn't stay up late last night to catch the results, genetically engineered Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, also known as the Mittbot 9000, <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57351741-503544/iowa-caucus-results-mitt-romney-beats-rick-santorum-by-8-votes/">won the Iowa caucuses by 8 votes</a> -- 8 VOTES.

2012 presidential race

An Iowan Would Like A Word With You About Iowa

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Unless you've been living under the proverbial rock that cuts off any and all communication with the outside word, you know that Iowa today is the epicenter of the American political universe, as Republicans in that state <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/02/us-usa-campaign-idUSTRE7BT14220120102">seem poised to select Rick Santorum</a> (RICK SANTORUM, a man who wants to <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/health/2011/10/19/348007/rick-santorum-pledges-to-defund-contraception-its-not-okay-its-a-license-to-do-things/">rid the nation of birth control pills</a>.

APOCALYPSE

Happy Final Year

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That's an Aztec calendar.

COOL

This Sexual Tyrannosaurus Designed A Predator-Style Ammo Pack

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Members of the Iowa National Guard deployed in Afghanistan were dealing with a logistics issue.

2012 presidential race

Stephen Colbert Unveils Hilarious 'Rick Parry' Ad

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Earlier this week, I riffed on how it seemed that <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/08/has-everyone-forgotten-what-stephen-colbert-does/">many in the media seemed to have forgotten</a> that Stephen Colbert is a political satirist who makes his living mocking conservatives and Fox News, for the most part.

BAD COACHES

The Chained Heat of Iowa Softball

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Ames, Iowa parents are beating each other bloody over how often their 12-year old stands in at second shortstop.

COOL

Girl Scouts Build Toddler a Hand?

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A troop of Girl Scouts called the Flying Monkeys did something that proves once again that adults suck, and built a little girl with no fingers a prosthetic hand for free.

IOWA

More Like March Nadness, Am I Right?

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If you’re like me, you commonly make out with two girls at the same time and you were also able to watch the NCAA Tournament’s early games on your office’s 70-inch LED TV while your coworkers shook their ham fists in rage.

ATLANTA

How Are Your Strippers Holding Up?

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As the economy does whatever it does to get better, our nation’s hardest workers are doing whatever they need to do to get by.

FEMALE WRESTLERS

A Major Victory For High School Girls

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If your girlfriend gets a little extra pissed at you this week for not holding the door or giving her a Dutch oven or sleeping with her sister, you can thank Joel Northrup for weakening the man line in the battle against supreme chick dominance.

AMAZON

Which Group-Buying Website Will Come Out On Top?

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Last week Google offered to buy Groupon for the sextuply cool amount of six billion dollars.

ACCIDENTS

Internet: Serious Business

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Kansas City resident Breana Greathouse has been arrested for driving to Ottumwa, Iowa and allegedly pulling a gun on Forrest Jamison, whom she believed had made fun of her on the internet.


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