#APPLE

Apple’s New iPads Are Useless If You Already Own An iPhone

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The new iPad line is not worth your money, especially if you have an iPhone 5S.

#APPLE

Government Contractor "Neutering" iPads For Federal Use

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CACI is selling a neutered iPad. Which, really, is a lot better than some of the other stuff they were getting up to.

#APPLE

Morning Links: Although We've Come, To The End Of The Contract

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- Follow us on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/withleather">@withleather</a> - Follow me personally <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/mrbrandonstroud">@MrBrandonStroud</a> and Burnsy <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/mayorburnsy">@MayorBurnsy</a> - <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/With-Leather/119737589217">Like us on Facebook</a>.

#ARCHER

As A Thank You, Here Are Baby Sloths Being Swaddled (Plus Morning Links)

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Seriously though, big ups to Biggie Smalls <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/">Danger Guerrero</a> for filling in yesterday so I could enjoy my birthday.

#PARKS AND RECREATION

College Football, Fear Factor Incest and Friday Morning Links

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Links College Football’s Top 50 Plays Of 2011 - I did a version of this list, but when I was done I noticed it contained 35 Tim Tebow plays.

iPhones

In The Future, We Won’t Have To Be Bothered With Touching Our Phones

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Sure, we all love our gadgets -- iPhones, iPads and whatnot, but why the hell do we have to touch them.

#south park

South Park doing The Human Centipede

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Occasional misses aside, I consider South Park probably the most comedically relevant show of the last 10 years.

TENTACLE PORN

Sumo Fatties Using iPads As Phones

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With the recent announcement that Apple would be <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2010/08/ipad-your-wallet-for-apple-news/">developing a 7-inch version</a> of the iPad, I couldn’t help but wonder two things:1) Isn’t that just an iPhone.

PACMAN JONES

PACMAN JONES IS BACK, AT HOOTERS

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Pacman Jones, who I'm supposed to be calling "Adam" these days, was reinstated to play in the NFL by Der Kommissar Goodell today, and he awesomely received the news while at a local Hooters.

WAGS

TONY ROMO LANDED A SMART ONE

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Not that I give this story much credence, but according to <a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4654255a1860.html" target="_blank">Stuff</a>, Jessica Simpson is desperate to get knocked up by boyfriend Tony Romo, and she was delighted to learn that a recent pregnancy test was positive.

NBA

RANDOM BORING CRAP, ALL IN ONE PLACE!

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None of these is really worth an entire post, so here we go.

PACMAN JONES

THIS WILL HAVE TO DO – UPDATE

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A few days ago, about eight different blogs wrote about a <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/T-O-makes-toast-out-of-Pacman-sort-of?urn=nfl,96416" target="_blank">Cowboys training camp play</a> in which Terrell Owens fooled Adam "no longer Pacman" Jones with a nasty double move.

iPads

T.O. NOT A COMPLETE ASSHOLE JUST THIS ONCE

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Everyone knows Terrell Owens is an emotionally unstable narcissist bent on personal and teamwide destruction.

WAGS

TONY AND JESSICA IN LAKE TAHOE

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I guess there's some golf tournament in Lake Tahoe called the </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.

PACMAN JONES

COWBOYS: PAC-MAN IS BACK; T.O. GETS RAISE

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Somehow the Dallas Cowboys are "America's Team," even though the team is a haven for crooks, cranks, and malcontents.

PACMAN JONES

TANK JOHNSON STANDS UP FOR PACMAN

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Stripper enthusiast Pacman Jones was sent packing to Dallas after the first year of his indefinite ban from the NFL, but commissioner Roger Goodell has yet to grant him reinstatement in the league.

PACMAN JONES

VEGAS JUST ISN’T PACMAN’S TOWN

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Joining Tony Romo, Charles Barkley and Marge Simpson on the list of public figures with particularly bad gambling problems (the problem being that they're bad at gambling) is otherwise immaculately behaved Cowboys' reinstatement appellant <a href="http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2008/may/23/gambling-debt-chases-pacman/" target="_blank">Adam "Pacman" Jones</a>, who is in hock to Caesars Palace to the tune of $20,000, which is a light afternoon drizzle in the grand scheme of money precipitation.

WAGS

SHOCKING NEWS YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE

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Friends, it's a sad, cynical day for the sports world.


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