Twitter Has Helpfully And Hilariously Decided That Its IPO Is Worth $1.8 Billion

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Twitter's IPO is officially worth $1.8 billion. Suuuuuuure it is.


Oh, Gee, Is Facebook's Stock Tanking? YOU DON'T SAY!

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/screenshot-77.png"></a>Really.


So You Want In On The Facebook IPO, Eh? HAHAHAHA!

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Let me open this post by saying this: America is still a place where most people can become anything they can dream of becoming.


Facebook’s IPO Flameout Coming May 17th

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/5713261704_3739b6468e.jpg"></a>Pride goeth before a fall, something we're pretty sure Facebook will learn the hard way when its IPO debuts, because they want to raise <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-57416124-93/facebook-reportedly-looking-at-may-17-for-ipo/?tag=mncol;cnetRiver">more than twice what Google put together for their IPO.</a> One teeny, tiny, microscopic problem: Facebook isn't worth nearly as much as Google.


Yes, Facebook Is Filing For An IPO

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/facebookstock.jpg"></a>Starting what will be either the greatest modern American story of greed, or the Zuckerbeast finally meeting his Waterloo, <a href="http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2012/02/01/facebook-files-for-an-i-p-o/">Facebook filed for an IPO yesterday</a>.


Zynga Stock Tanks On IPO Day


Typically, I'm pretty good at intuitively knowing whether or not something -- a new product or service, etc.

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