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Alan Moore Clarifies, ‘I’m Not The Northampton Clown, But It Might Be My Fault’

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Alan Moore -- who wrote 'The Watchmen' when he wasn't busy being a Mall Santa / Rasputin impersonator -- goes on record about the Northampton Clown.

CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME

Meet The Northampton Clown, The Mystery Guy Who Cosplays Pennywise Around Town

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The Northhampton Clown has been dressing as Pennywise from Stephen King's 'IT' and just standing around random places, sometimes climbing into drains.

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Our Hero: The Guy Who Secretly Outsourced His Own Job To China So He Could Watch Cat Videos

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In a daring act of laziness, a man outsourced his job to China and paid his contractors 20% of his paycheck. Guess what he did with that free time.

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Are You Investing In Enough Gold?

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For the first time ever, the price of an ounce of gold passed the $1,500 mark this week, as people continue to be terrified of the American economy and the tanking dollar.

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STEPHEN KING’S ‘IT’ GETS A REMAKE

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Pictured: An insane clown posse of one Most horror movies get remade five or six times even if no one's heard of them, so it's surprising that no one had thought of remaking Stephen King's It before now.


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