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Detroit Pistons Coach Gets Ejected, Detroit Pistons Laugh

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During a game against the Philadelphia 76ers, Detroit Pistons coach John Kuester got ejected for arguing a call and yelling a lot.

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ALLAN HOUSTON IS NOT DEAD YET

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Allan Houston <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080926/ap_on_sp_bk_ne/bkn_knicks_houston;_ylt=AkCM1hJHMG3cvrYacZ2kXm0LMxIF">just re-signed</a> with the Knicks.

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LERYN FRANCO AND NOVAK DJOKOVIC?

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In sexy picture-related news, Olympic spearchucker Leryn Franco is reportedly dating Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic.

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THE IOC BLOWS

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When it's not busy sending emails threatening litigation to websites who dare try to showcase Olympic videos, or ignoring China's blatant fabrication of gymnasts' ages, the International Olympics Committee is shitting on one of the most compelling athletes of these Games.

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LERYN FRANCO CAME IN FIRST

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I suppose a more accurate headline for the <a href="../index.phtml?t=LERYN+FRANCO">marginally attractive</a> Paraguayan javelinette would be LERYN FRANCO CAME IN SECOND TO LAST, considering <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Paraguayan-heartthrob-breaks-our-collective-hear?urn=oly,101791" target="_blank">that's where she actually finished</a> in the competition.

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INTERNET 1, NBC 0

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NBC chose not to air Usain Bolt's historic <a href="../post.phtml?pk=6695">record-setting 200-meter performance</a> online so that Bob Costas and company could be the "first" to air it during tonight's coverage.

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USAIN BOLT IS SOMEWHAT FAST

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Usain Bolt has won gold in the 200 meters, setting a new world record of 19.

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STEROIDS LESS SEXY THAN EVER – UPDATE

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Heidi Krieger won gold in the shot put at the 1986 European championships.

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LERYN FRANCO IS MODESTLY ATTRACTIVE

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Yesterday we got our first glimpse of </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.

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LERYN FRANCO IS POPULAR

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Many sports fans sat up and took notice of Paraguay's Leryn Franco, a javelin thrower, when she appeared during the Olympic opening ceremonies ( </a>.

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SHOT-PUTTING IS EASY

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According to my estimates, NBC has approximately 2,765 heartwarming puff pieces prepared for the Olympics.

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FACE PLANT SENDS RUNNER TO OLYMPICS

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At the Olympic qualifiers in Eugene, Oregon, Monday's 800-meter final provided more excitement than usual as the <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics/beijing/track/2008-07-01-notes_N.htm" target="_blank">third and final Olympic spot</a> went to the man who wanted it the most.

HOO BOY THAT'S GAY

GAY BREAKS WORLD RECORD, KINDA

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Sprinter Tyson Gay <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/trackandfield/news/story?id=3466423" target="_blank">qualified for the Olympics</a> with a would-be world record time of 9.

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HEE HEE, ‘TITICACA’

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This clip about race walkers isn't gonna set the world on fire or anything, but the voiceover includes the words "Lake Titicaca" and there plenty of shots of people walking very quickly as they train for the Olympics.

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JAPAN: STILL CREEPY AS ALL HELL

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For a time today, this was the #1-rated Japanese YouTube video.

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SWEDISH TRACK STAR ‘FLOOZIED’ BY DAD

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If Tony Romo can't get things to work out with Jessica Simpson, but still enjoys that domineering father-in-law figure, he might want to take a flyer on Swedish track star Carolina Klüft.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

GIRL WINS TEAM STATE TITLE BY HERSELF

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Bonnie Richardson, a junior at Rochelle High School, was the only person on her track team to qualify for the state meet.

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STEEPLECHASE IS DIFFICULT, PART 2

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I don't know how steeplechase got to be an actual track event.

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SPRINTER BUSTED FOR DEALING HEROIN

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Tim Montgomery, once the World's Fastest Man before a doping scandal wiped his record from the books, has been indicted on <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2008/SPORT/05/02/montgomery.arrest.ap/index.html?eref=edition_sport" target="_blank">heroin distribution charges</a>.


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