Posts Tagged: IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE’S OLD

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

TRACK AND FIELD IS DANGEROUS

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These gruesome photos come from <a href="http://www.trackandfieldnews.com/wp/?page_id=256" target="_blank">Track and Field News</a>:Stanford’s Alicia Follmar took a hard fall on the leadoff leg of the Penn women’s distance medley.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

ALLISON STOKKE STILL POLE VAULTING

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Reader Mickey sent along these photos of Cal freshman Allison Stokke at the <a href="http://calbears.cstv.com/sports/c-otrack/recaps/040508aac.html" target="_blank">Texas Relays</a>, where she placed sixth in the pole vault with a mark of 3.

CHICKS I WOULD DO

POLE VAULTER MELANIE ADAMS: STILL HOT

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Melanie's drinking problem frequently leaves her breasts wet" title="Melanie's drinking problem frequently leaves her breasts wet" class="alignright size-full wp-image-41" />Last month we met 19-year-old Aussie pole vaulter </a> </a>.

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THAT’S WHY YOU JUMP OVER THEM

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I've never understood the hurdles.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

ALLISON STOKKE VAULTS FOR TWEEN GIRLS

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Molest-y reader Ian sends in <a href="http://www.icarly.com/iVideo/Default.asp?channelId=2&clipId=2000000126&autoStart=true&playMode=playOne" target="_blank">this video from iCarly</a>, which is apparently a Nickelodeon show starring one of the little girls from School of Rock.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

THE STEEPLECHASE IS DIFFICULT

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I saved this video specifically for a day when I was watching the tourney and didn't feel like working.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

NEW FAVORITE SEXY POLE VAULTER

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In the endless wake of a <a href="../post.phtml?pk=5180">lingering fascination</a> with some <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2994">female pole vaulter</a> comes another, much cooler female pole vaulter.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

TOM PORRAS IS GOING TO GET OFF

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From time to time I like to provide you, the reader, with updates on the case of <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2891">Tom Porras</a>, the high school track coach who invited one of his athletes, a 17-year-old girl, into his home, fondled her under the pretense of "athletic massage," then ejaculated on her, then told her his semen was massage oil.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

MARION JONES IS GOING TO PRISON. RAWR!

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Former Olympic heroine Marion Jones was <a href="http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/N/NY_MARION_JONES_DOPING_BAOL-?SITE=NYNYP&SECTION=HOME" target="_blank">sentenced today to six months in prison</a> for lying to federal investigators about her use of performance-enhancing drugs.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

JAPAN: RACE-WALKER CHASED BY SAMURAI

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Today in Japanese television: have a world champion race walker attempt to break a record, then have samurai chase him to see if he breaks into a run.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

UPDATE ON ‘ATHLETIC MASSAGE’ FONDLER

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You may remember Tom Porras, the former Arena League quarterback and high school track coach.

HOMELESS PEOPLE

HOBOS EXPLOITED FOR SPORT, WHIMSY

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I'm not sure if ESPN covered this event last weekend, but my friend Dogtown Surfer spent part of his Sunday used the power of malt liquor and cash rewards to make homeless people run around for his amusement.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

WORLD'S FASTEST MAN IS JAMAICAN

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A <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/7207300" title="FOX Sports" target="_blank">new world record</a> for the 100-yard (If they have the metric system in Jamaica, then why do they sell a certain exported cash crop in ounces.

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SPORTS USED TO BE PURE, MAN

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Because it's Friday and I'm bored, I'm gonna take a little trip in the way-back machine for this Universal Newsreel.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

HURDLES ARE DELICIOUS

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This here is Austrian steeplechaser (.

BYU COUGARS

AWESOME MOP ASSAULT STORY SADLY UNTRUE

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Earlier this summer, I wrote about Kyle Perry, the BYU track star who <a href="../post.phtml?pk=3166">attacked a man in the street with a mop</a>.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

TRINIDAD & TOBAGO SPRINTERS ARE RAPE-Y

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Alvin Henry, a 30-year-old man from Trinidad and Tobago who raced for his country at the Sydney Olympics, has <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/Sport/Former-Olympian-Henry-charged-with-rape/2007/07/03/1183351163885.html" target="_blank">been arrested for being a serial rapist</a> in the outer boroughs of New York City.


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