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HIGH SCHOOL TRACK IS SEXY AS HELL

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A 40-year-old North Carolina high school teacher and track coach <a href="http://www.stateportpilot.com/stories/6-20%20Teacher%20Student%20Snow.htm" target="_blank">resigned from his job</a> on Monday, riiiiiiight about the same time he got married.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

‘HEY! THAT’S MY MOP!’

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A BYU track star <a href="http://kutv.com/sports/local_story_170174127.html" target="_blank">attacked a man with his own mop</a>, leading to a scene where to grown men were fighting with mops.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

DEADLY BEN-GAY KILLS TRACK STAR

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Arielle Newman, a track star at Staten Island's Notre Dame Academy, died on April 3rd of mysterious causes.

SEAN AVERY

CARL LEWIS IS OH DEAR GOD NO

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What would you do if you were the greatest Olympian ever.

POLE VAULTING

STOKKES NOT BENEFITING FROM MUG SALES

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There's been much ado about the OC Register's sale of Allison Stokke's image on things like mugs and mousepads (see <a href="http://sportsbybrooks.com/orange-county-registers-pens-piece-on-victim-stokke-then-sells-her-photos-for-215-dollars-on-website-12983.php" target="_blank">HERE</a>, <a href="http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/05/31/gawk-at-allison-stokke-while-you-sip-your-morning-coffee/" target="_blank">HERE</a>, and <a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=2467" target="_blank">HERE</a>), but before the speculation gets out of hand, it should be noted that -- as far as I can tell -- the Stokkes have nothing to do with said sale, and benefit from it in no way.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

THE WASHINGTON POST POST

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I've gotten such tremendous feedback from <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/28/AR2007052801370.html?hpid=topnews" target="_blank">this Washington Post article</a> that I feel like I should address it with a post.

PEOPLE WITH MUSTACHES SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED

‘ATHLETIC MASSAGES’ JUST GOT CREEPY

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Tom Porras, the 49-year-old high school track coach and former Arena Football League quarterback pictured here, probably won't be working any time soon: <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/community/scottsdale/articles/0514sr-coach0515-ON.html" target="_blank">he was fired last week</a> after he invited one of his athletes, a 17-year-old girl, to his home for a private training session.

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MISMATCHED BRAS = DISQUALIFICATION

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A high school girls relay team was disqualified and had their victory stripped because their <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/sfl-spbrownotes24xapr24,0,5853643.story?coll=sfla-sports-headlines" target="_blank">sports bras didn't match</a>.

POLE VAULTING

POLE VAULTING IS DANGEROUS

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Who invented pole vaulting anyway.

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MORE ON THE INDIAN MAN-WOMAN RUNNER

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Remember yesterday's <a href="../post.phtml?pk=1780">gender-bending Indian sprinter</a>.

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‘WOMAN’ RUNNER FAILS GENDER TEST

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I lifted that headline almost verbatim from the <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16258993/from/ET/" target="_blank">MSNBC article</a> about an Indian runner who won the silver in the womens 800 meters at the Asian Games, but will likely be stripped of his/her medal after failing to actually, you know, be a woman.

SAN DIEGO TOREROS

She Should Probably Get Some Ice On That

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Naturally, <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/track-and-field/you-know-whats-funny-shes-actually-the-swimming-judge-203254.php" target="_blank">Deadspin </a>alerted me to this, but I owe it to the world to show this to everyone I know, and we all owe it to ourselves to laugh at another's pain.


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