IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

HIGH SCHOOL TRACK IS SEXY AS HELL

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A 40-year-old North Carolina high school teacher and track coach resigned from his job on Monday, riiiiiiight about the same time he got married.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

‘HEY! THAT’S MY MOP!’

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A BYU track star attacked a man with his own mop, leading to a scene where to grown men were fighting with mops.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

DEADLY BEN-GAY KILLS TRACK STAR

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Arielle Newman, a track star at Staten Island's Notre Dame Academy, died on April 3rd of mysterious causes.

SEAN AVERY

CARL LEWIS IS OH DEAR GOD NO

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What would you do if you were the greatest Olympian ever.

POLE VAULTING

STOKKES NOT BENEFITING FROM MUG SALES

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There's been much ado about the OC Register's sale of Allison Stokke's image on things like mugs and mousepads (see HERE, HERE, and HERE), but before the speculation gets out of hand, it should be noted that -- as far as I can tell -- the Stokkes have nothing to do with said sale, and benefit from it in no way.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

THE WASHINGTON POST POST

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I've gotten such tremendous feedback from this Washington Post article that I feel like I should address it with a post.

PEOPLE WITH MUSTACHES SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED

‘ATHLETIC MASSAGES’ JUST GOT CREEPY

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Tom Porras, the 49-year-old high school track coach and former Arena Football League quarterback pictured here, probably won't be working any time soon: he was fired last week after he invited one of his athletes, a 17-year-old girl, to his home for a private training session.

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MISMATCHED BRAS = DISQUALIFICATION

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A high school girls relay team was disqualified and had their victory stripped because their sports bras didn't match.

POLE VAULTING

POLE VAULTING IS DANGEROUS

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Who invented pole vaulting anyway.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

‘WOMAN’ RUNNER FAILS GENDER TEST

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I lifted that headline almost verbatim from the MSNBC article about an Indian runner who won the silver in the womens 800 meters at the Asian Games, but will likely be stripped of his/her medal after failing to actually, you know, be a woman.

SAN DIEGO TOREROS

She Should Probably Get Some Ice On That

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Naturally, Deadspin alerted me to this, but I owe it to the world to show this to everyone I know, and we all owe it to ourselves to laugh at another's pain.


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