Mock drafts are useless

Every Mock Draft Ever

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Not only is it dumb but also completely worthless 10 days from now!

too many tebow jokes

Here’s All The Fourth-String Quarterback News You Could Possibly Want!

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All the other irrelevant quarterbacks feel jilted with all these relentless Tim Tebow coverage.

strong takes

STRONG TAKE: Aaron Hernandez should still be eligible for the Hall of Fame

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The last thing this persecuted young man needs is for us to be discriminating against his on-the-field accomplishments.

strong takes

RG3 is refusing to post on social media, and it’s becoming a distraction

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Listen, I like Robert Griffin. I think he could make a extremely versitile punt returner or Slamball player.

strong takes

Climate change and Concussions – how junk science is turning our nation into a pussy

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Its a dark day in America when football players have become so selfish that there choosing to quit playing the sport we love to watch them play.

strong takes

What is the NFL Combine? An explainer

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Why do they call it the NFL combine?

SUPER BOWL

World’s needy brace themselves for even more New England Patriots Super Bowl champions gear

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"I mean how bad do you have to be to lose two Super Bowls to Eli Manning?" Ajay added.

it's satire people

Celebrity Super Bowl Pickkake: Vox’s 13 Charts and Maps that Explain the Super Bowl

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Your favorite frequently wrong news explaining website predicts the Super Bowl the only way they know how.

Old James

KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pickakke: Bill Simmons

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The Sports Guy gives his thoughts on Super Bowl XLIX.

TOM BRADY

Bill Belichick took some air out of a football: The new Pearl Harbor

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Like most people my first thought was that maybe the Patriots balls got deflated because Aaron Hernandez shot them all.

strong takes

RG3 selfishly starts a foundation to help others

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All I see is the gradual transformation of a guy from one-time savior into a non-prophet.

xmas ape

KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pickkake: Iggy Azalea

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For the next two weeks, stars from all over the world will drop in to make their picks. Today we proudly welcome pop star/pretend rapper Iggy Azalea.

strong takes

Cam Newton plays Santa Claus instead of preparing for football game

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Apparently everyone in the school got a big assembly because its wasnt enough for Newton to be the only one without any class.

strong takes

Talk radio host Dan Sileo gives his thoughts on “I can’t breathe” from inside a toilet stall

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The morning show host would like you to know what he thinks about civil rights issues while also taking a crap.

strong takes

Cam Newton’s car accident shows lack of maturity compared with Tom Brady’s

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Whose accident was more ELITE? PFT Commenter will be the judge.

strong takes

Roger Goodell is a finalist for TIME’s person of the year

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TIME magazine has listed the Ginger Fuhrer as a finalist for the prestigious award, which hasn't had a winner with such a disgusting redhead since 1987 when Mikhail Gorbachev won it.


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