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Talk radio host Dan Sileo gives his thoughts on “I can’t breathe” from inside a toilet stall

| 25 Comments

The morning show host would like you to know what he thinks about civil rights issues while also taking a crap.

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Cam Newton’s car accident shows lack of maturity compared with Tom Brady’s

| 43 Comments

Whose accident was more ELITE? PFT Commenter will be the judge.

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Roger Goodell is a finalist for TIME’s person of the year

| 54 Comments

TIME magazine has listed the Ginger Fuhrer as a finalist for the prestigious award, which hasn't had a winner with such a disgusting redhead since 1987 when Mikhail Gorbachev won it.

#THANKSGIVING

The PFT Commenter Roast of Thanksgiving

| 74 Comments

Well hello folks. Im so glad you could all make it out here to the inaugural roast of the holiday of Thanksgiving.

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Malcolm Gladwell: The NFL is an abomination and he wouldn’t let his kids play football!

| 53 Comments

In terms of the NFL being a moral abomination I agree with him considering what the Read-Option has done to quaterback play.

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The return of the Gangsta- RG3 is back

| 32 Comments

I decided Id to a specal RG3mix for a QB whose more likely to be In Cast than Outkast.

VARSITY BLUES

Varsity Blues 2: Varsity Bluecollars

| 29 Comments

"Thats right folks its time for a gritty reboot of every ones favorite classic movie"

Washington Humanskins

Dan Snyder Leaves Early, Spits In Stadium, Disgusted By Fans In Red Face

| 11 Comments

Yelling out at no one in particular, Snyder cried, "Is it really too much to expect them to have Redskin-appropriate headdresses?"

The NFL believes the children are the future

How to raise your son to be an NFL player

| 22 Comments

Sheldon Richardson said if fans want to call for a player to be in the game, they should raise a son to be in the NFL. Okay, maybe I will.

PFT COMMENTER

Cam Newton wears yoga pants and slippers to press conference after a loss

| 35 Comments

Memo to Cam Newton- just because the NFL has a "dress" code dosent mean you have to wear one, son.

#RAY RICE

God Bless Commissioner Roger Goodell

| 67 Comments

"When times are tough, when the chips are down, when the PC Police come a knocking theirs one Man that you can always count on to Do The Right Thing. Thats National Football League Commisoner Roger S Goodell."

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Robert Griffin III literally PUNCHED George W. Bush

| 28 Comments

At the very leased it was a terrorist fistjab.

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“Jimmy Graham is a petulant child,” says man who gets mad when he watches sports

| 66 Comments

Well folks we made it through one whole week with out the NFL producing a moment that made us all shake my collective head, but Jimmy Graham woudnt let us make it two.


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