VACCINATE YOUR DAMN KIDS

A New Scientific Study Says There Is Definitely No Link Between Autism And Measles Vaccines

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Nope. No connection. We already knew this, but science is ready to drive the point home.

SCIENTIFIC STUDIES

Biohackers Just Used Eyedrops To Give This Guy The Power Of Night Vision

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Forget clunky goggles, a chlorophyll substance called Chlorin e6 is all you need to be able to see in the dark.

poop to gold

Scientists Want To Mine Your Poop For Gold

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It turns out that we've been pooping enough gold and other precious metals to make it worth sifting out.

SCIENCE BITCH

A Birth Control Pill For Men Could Be Getting Closer To Being Reality

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Two drugs in various stages of testing could be a new solution to male birth control. The paralyzing fear that you forgot to take your birth control pill could soon be for men too.

Alcohol

A New Study Is Asking If High Alcohol Consumption Could Protect Against ALS

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This new study lives in a place where the Ice Bucket Challenge meets the Smirnoff Ice Challenge.

#Twitter

Science Says That Being Mean On Twitter Can Kill You

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According to science, a hostile environment on social media sites like Twitter can be very bad for your health.

#Taylor Swift

Here’s A Proper Explanation For Why Taylor Swift’s ‘Shake It Off’ Is Such An Unshakeable Earworm

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This clip explains the musical science behind Taylor Swift's relentless earworm, "Shake It Off."

MARRIAGE

Science Has Proven ‘The Hangries’ Exist And Why They Might Make You Want To Murder Your Spouse

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A new study published by the National Academy of Sciences proves the existence of "hangries" and how they relate to marital discourse.

sarah sprague

Science Says Your Beer Will Freeze At The Packer Game: Suggestions On Keeping It Warm

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Don't think your beer drinking strategy is safe if your plan is to buy it in the stadium and guzzle it down the sixty minutes before it freezes.

xmas ape

We’re One Step Closer To A Ballcam

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Finally, scientists got off their dead ass and got to work on something useful: putting cameras inside footballs.

#Community

It's Science! Watching Reruns Of NBC's 'Community' Can Help You Lose Weight

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Clearly, no one has more time on their hands than scientists, who may have reached a new low in frivolous studies.


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