Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD and Streaming: Rated ARG for Pirates

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This week we've got a fairly typical mix: A couple movies snubbed by the Oscars, some middling Hollywood fare, the latest Happy Madison abortion, an indie or two, weird straight-to-DVD flicks, Vince's twinks in trouble, Larry the Cable Guy, and of course, Danny Trejo.

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Grown Ups is getting a sequel, your prayers have been answered

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It’s awfully fitting that during the same week that I started writing my feature for the Worst Movies of 2011, the studio that gave us my choice for the Worst Movie of 2010 has announced that it wants a sequel.


R.I.P. The Fake ‘Jack & Jill’ Twitter Account

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Anyone with a lick of common sense would have realized that Jack & Jill would be one of the biggest cinematic turds of the year by simply reading the words "starring Adam Sandler" in the movie's promotional materials.


Plot of Jack & Jill recreated with passive-aggressive quotes from scathing reviews

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It'd be easy for me and cathartic for us all to curate a collection of the most scathing, hateful responses to Adam Sandler's new movie, Jack & Jill, which you knew were coming from the moment we all saw the first trailer.

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Armond White loved Jack & Jill

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I was in the middle of writing up one of my Plot-Recreated-With-Scathing-Reviews posts for Jack & Jill (currently sitting at 2% on Rottentomatoes, and only because of a pretty loose interpretation of what constitutes a "fresh" rating), when I came across Armond White's glowing review in CityArts, in which he called it "hilarious" and compared it to Ernst Lubitsch (ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, PROLES.


Rum Diary, War Horse, & Adam Sandler: This Week in Posters

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This Week: The Rum Diary, Steven Spielberg's War Horse, Adam Sandler in drag, and more.


Bucky Larson vs. Jack & Jill: Which Sandler Movie Looks More Terrible?

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Yesterday saw the release of two new international trailers for Adam Sandler's Jack & Jill, and not too long before that brought the trailer for Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star.

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Yes, Watching The Trailer For ‘Jack And Jill’ Is Just Like Watching Your Daughter Get Tag-Teamed On Film


The first time I saw the trailer for Jack And Jill -- a movie in which Adam Sandler plays a Los Angeles man AND his obnoxious sister from the Bronx, co-starring Al Pacino, Katie Holmes, Dana Carvey, Regis Philbin and Shaquille O'Neal -- I thought it was a joke.

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Zach Galifianakis & Adam Sandler cross dress

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MORNING LINKS Chodin's The Internet's Best Animal-Related Public Postings.


The Daily Derp

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Here's today's trade-news round up.



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After Funny People came out, I wondered aloud, "can Adam Sandler continue to do the type of movies he's making fun of himself for in this.

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