Posts Tagged: JAKE PAVELKA

ASHLEY DUPRE

Kill Me Now.

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Pictured here are Ashley Dupre, Heidi Montag, and Danielle Staub, who were <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1373506/Reality-hell-Heidi-Montag-Jake-Pavelka-unite-new-TV-show.html" target="_blank">photographed with Jake Pavelka</a> in Los Angeles as cameras filmed them earlier this week.

JAKE PAVELKA

A Love That Could Not Be

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*puts on Boyz II Men's "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday"* Sad news today, folks.

ABC

MORNING ROUNDUP FOR GAYS AND CHICKS

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JAKE PICKED THE CROSS-EYED SLUT -- On "The Bachelor" finale, Jake's family and everyone in America preferred Tenley, the better-looking girl who wasn't a bitch, but Vienna proved that a Hooters girl without a gag reflex really can do anything if she does enough kegels.

ABC

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT: 25 WOMEN FIGHTING AND CRYING OVER ONE DUDE

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The Bachelor (ABC) -- Jake Pavelka, the hunky pilot dissed by Jillian Harris last season, returns in debut of Season 14 of the franchise, entitled <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5PQ7Hxz2XI" target="_blank">"On the Wings of Love."</a> Prepare for drama as OH GOD NO <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/?attachment_id=8989" target="_self">HE BURNED THE ROSE</a>.


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