Doug knows "what happened to that boy."
- Geek & Sci-Fi
Before getting into Jalen Rose's Miss Cleo moment, let's first travel back to June 7, 2012.
Just based off the reactions, Sports Illustrated's <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/09/sports-illustrated-oklahoma-state-investigation-article" target="_blank">five-part gossip column</a> on Oklahoma State probably isn't exactly hitting with the impact they originally planned.
Apparently, "Durantula" has run its course.
Remember when people became so enraged that Floyd Mayweather spent $2M of his own earnings <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/05/floyd-mayweather-strip-club-2-million-armored-truck" target="_blank">on a stretch armored truck</a> he took to King of Diamonds.
For as long as people have been posting humiliating home videos to YouTube with the hopes of becoming the next Star Wars kid or Tay Zonday, my absolute favorite has always been <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpg7q9u8VCk" target="_blank">the goofy white kid showing off his slam dunk moves</a> on a NERF hoop in his basement.
Quite the interesting discussion broke out amongst Grantland's Three Amigos - Bill Simmons, David Jacoby and Jalen Rose - with the topic centering around who gets the best real estate in the club during Super Bowl Weekend - President Obama, Jay-Z, Michael Jordan or LeBron James.
Kevin Durant hasn't irked me much in his career, if at all.
<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/chris-webber-final-four.png"></a>Words By Preezy Da Kid | <a href="https://twitter.com/preezydakid">@PreezyDaKid</a> After numerous years of silence and non-appearances in regards to his alma mater, Chris Webber set personal feelings aside long enough to attend last night's NCAA Basketball Championship game between the Michigan Wolverines and the Louisville Cardinals.
<a href="http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/57413/b-s-report-jalen-rose-on-chris-webber-and-the-fab-five-includes-video" target="_blank">Jalen Rose and Bill Simmons</a> snuck away during the second half of <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/04/new-york-knicks-okc-thunder-score" target="_blank">yesterday's Knicks/Thunder game</a> to record an impromptu podcast on tonight's national championship between Michigan and Louisville.
Since we had you at the title and you're already listening, we'll keep this short and sweet with a few notes.
"Worldwide Wes," Pictured Far Left Jalen Rose is the man.
With his now-patented baseball bat in hand, Jalen Rose sat down with Bill Simmons again for another entertaining perspective clip.
Those familiar with Bill Simmons’ Book of Basketball recognize Jalen Rose’s “Dark Alley Fab Five” is essentially the same concept as The Sports Guy’s “All Foxhole Team.
Grantland and Jalen Rose have made the Internuts a better place with their Story Time With Jalen Rose segments.
I wanted to give this update a more clever title, but the next 250 stories you read about Jalen Rose serving 20 days in jail for his drunk driving arrest are going to be called JAILIN' ROSE, and I mean come on, how much better can you get than that.
ESPN NBA analyst and incredibly biased TV documentary producer Jalen Rose was arrested on March 11 for suspicion of DUI after he swerved off the road and rolled his Cadillac Escalade.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=177683"> -- Hip-Hop lost one of its most iconic voices with the <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/03/nate-dogg-passes-away-at-41">passing of Nathaniel "Nate Dogg" Hale</a>.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/03/espn-30-for-30-explores-the-fab-five">Sunday night's documentary</a>, much like the "Fab 5's" two year extravaganza at the University of Michigan, was controversial, entertaining and an examination of culture boundaries not always given proper discussion in the sports world.
Unlike <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/03/i-thought-grant-hill-was-a-btch">Burnsy</a>, I didn't catch the premiere of the Fab Five documentary on ESPN (sorry, I don't lap up every dinky little program that the monolith tries to spoon-feed me), but Jalen Rose's comments about Grant Hill and the Duke basketball team did not go unchallenged, and certainly not by Grant Hill.