The NFL Is Letting 2014 Draft Picks Choose Their Own Walk-Up Music, But It’s Nothing New

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For whatever reason the NFL is allowing 2014 draft picks to choose their own "walk-up" music. Spoiler alert: they've been doing it for years


Watch ‘JaMarcus Russell, Waking Up,’ The Story Of Quarterback’s Rise, Fall & Rebirth

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"I knew it was coming one day, but I didn't know it was coming so soon.


The National Foodball League Makes Us Hungry For The Football Season

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As I’ve mentioned in the past, much to your undoubted excitement, I spend way too much time on Twitter and Tumblr all for the purpose of entertaining you.


Welcome Back, JaMarcus Russell

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It was awfully hard to believe that someone as talented as JaMarcus Russell – the No.


8.8 The Cooler

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Mizz Charlie The First Website Ever Celebrates Its 20th Birthday [Time] How To Navigate The Walk Of Shame [Every Guyed] World’s Richest Man Carlos Slim Loses $8 Billion [Bloomberg] JaMarcus Russell Will Return To LSU In The Fall To Take Some Classes [Deadspin] Big Spring, [...].


4.18 The Cooler

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Orlando Rae Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter IV Pushed Back To June [TUD] Guy Arrested for Cracking Jokes Near Police [Gawker] Boy Arrested Over Spilled Milk [The Daily Beast] Drake Vs.


Stick A Fork In JaMarcus Russell

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There are few signs of failure as bright and as obvious as your life coach quitting on you.


Dolphins QBs Now Just On The Ground


The Miami Dolphins kept their dwindling playoff hopes alive with a 29-17 win over the Tennessee Titans yesterday, but they’ll have to keep pressing on without quarterbacks Chad Henne and Chad Pennington, who were both removed from the game with serious injuries.


The 2010 NFL Season: 12 Things To Watch

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There's nothing better than the start of a new NFL season.


JaMarcus is Sippin on Purple Drank

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Just when you thought the career of JaMarcus Russell couldn't get much worse, he gets arrested in Alabama for codeine possession without a prescription.

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Kobayashi Goes On Hunger Strike

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The Fourth of July is quickly approaching, and what better way to celebrate the signing of the Declaration of Independence than gratuitous gluttony.


The UFL Loves Chubby Chasing

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It's been a little over a month since JaMarcus Russell was cut from the Oakland Raiders, and after getting passed on by the NFL, the big man is rumored to be taking his talents to the Omaha Nighthawks of the UFL.


5.12 The Cooler

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Tink JaMarcus Russell’s Raiders Career in Pictures [KSK] Does Joe Biden Have A 'Black Pass' [Black Voices] Playboy `Readers' Get 3-D Centerfold [AP] WTF.


JaMarcus Russell To Be Released?

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Oakland Raiders fatty JaMarcus Russell looks like he'll be heading out the door, and not to the buffet, even though that sounds really good right now.


Breaking: JaMarcus Russell Is Fat

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Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell does his job much like you do yours--he's easily distracted, eats too much, and has terrific taste in online sports literature.

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