'The Twelve Days Of Christmas' is a holiday standard and I've always enjoyed it, but <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-super-secret-cover-spoiler-kate-upton-is-hot" target="_blank">TMZ had to go and write all weird about Kate Upton's boobs</a>, and now that's all I can think of when they get to the "maids a'milking.