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Cowboys-Bears TNF Live Blog

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Romo vs. Cutler. No matter who wins, we get to laugh.

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Jared Allen Signs With The Bears

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No NFC North pass rushers are allowed to leave the division, it seems.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

Seahawks Look to Jared Allen to Help Rebuild a Struggling Defense

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In order to help rebuild a defense that only recorded 28 interceptions and 44 sacks during the 2013 regular season, ESPN has reported that the Seattle Seahawks will sign Jared Allen.

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Jared Allen With The Sack Of The Year

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Monday Night Football between the Vikings and the Giants hasn't been much watch but it did feature the best sack of the year late in the first half.

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Childish Things — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Maybe it's because I went to public school where the teachers didn't care, but the last week leading up to Christmas I always associate with grade school days just before the Christmas break, when the teachers had nothing prepared and just wanted to kill time, so they either put on videos or hand out mindless activities to distract students.

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Today In NFL Characters Playing To Type

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Busted Coverage has been all over the Gronk bro behavior beat this off-season.

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Loogit All Them Purdy NFL Pictures

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At least the kid died with a creepy mustache.

SCOUT

Baby Mr. T is now Toddler Jared Allen

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Remember yesterday, when I interviewed Brandon, father of Scout and creator of the all-time greatest baby costume.

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Jared Allen's QB-Rustlin' Days May Be Over

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Minnesota Vikings defensive lineman Jared Allen--he of the "partying with two Rs" set--is the proprietor of what might be one of the worst on-field celebrations in the history of sport.

MANLY THINGS

Jared Allen Eats Bear Meat, Only After Killing Bears With Bare Hands

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It's pretty common knowledge that Jared Allen is an awesome individual.

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Report: Favre On Plane To Minnesota

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Jay Glazer of FOX Sports and MMA training foolishness just dropped this gem of a tweet.

Unsilent Majority

Allen Gives The Old Golf Outing A Kick In The Ass

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Jared Allen wanted to raise money for his charity, Homes for Wounded Warriors, so he did the sensible thing and hosted a golf outing.

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Jared Allen Is A Fashion Icon

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Sorry ladies, but Jared Allen is off the market.

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Don’t Call Jared Allen’s Fiancee A C–t

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Jared Allen strikes me a man of the people, a guy that likes to "party...with two Rs," if you will.

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JARED ALLEN’S MULLET IS A LEGACY

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Here's Vikings defensive lineman Jared Allen discussing the virtues of his mullet in one of those NFL Players videos, and I honestly can't tell if dude is working a tongue-in-cheek angle or he's dead serious.

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Kill Kill Kill Theater: NFL Player Included For Topicality

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Jared Allen, he of the phenomenal ass and the Kenny Powers haircut, gets to "feel like freakin' Geronimo right now" by spearing an elk from above.

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I WANT JARED ALLEN TO BE MY DAD

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Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen leads the AFC with 8 sacks and was just named the conference's Defensive Player of the Month.


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