unnecessary sequels

American Pie Reunion poster is super confusing

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Early last year, Universal pulled a Royal Tenenbaum and decided that the original cast of American Pie, after squandering their once-promising careers and flaming out in varying degrees of drug abuse and irrelevancy, would be best served back under one roof to pick up the pieces.

#the 90s

American Pie sequel synopsis: Pie Humper is a YouTube star

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We've known for a while now that as part of Obama's public works package to keep Tara Reid and Natasha Lyonne out of gutters, that Universal was "rebooting" the American Pie franchise (sort of -- they're ignoring the direct-to-DVD sequels).

SARAH CHALKE

Check Out CBS’s Newest Turd

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Below is an extended promo for CBS's newest sitcom, "Mad Love," which premieres on Valentine's Day (*pistol in mouth*).

MONKEYS

MONKEY ASSASSIN FAILS TO KILL JASON BIGGS*

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*Warning, the following story isn't the least bit true This story would be awesome if it were true, so let's pretend for a few minutes.

#TRAILERS

DANE COOK STILL IN OSCAR CONTENTION

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After the jump I've got the red-band trailer for My Best Friend's Girl, starring (deep breath) Dane Cook, Jason Biggs and Kate Hudson.

YOUR MOM

JASON BIGGS JOINS DANE COOK IN TURD

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Jason Biggs and Lizzy Caplan (the goth chick from Mean Girls) have joined the cast of Bachelor No.


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