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Your NFL Recap: The Divisional Playoffs

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/01/your-nfl-wildcard-recap"> The Divisional playoffs of 2011 will be remembered for some epic upsets, Aaron Rodgers' coming out party and the precise moment when Patrick M. stopped caring about sports. Ravens Vs. Steelers Pre-Game Chatter: The division foes split the regular season series in two of the most physical games of the season. With both defenses chomping at the bit to back up their reps, there was no reason to expect anything different. What Went Down: It was the best of halfs, it was the worst of halfs for the Ravens. Their defense forced two first half turnovers including a head’s up Cory Reading fumble return of an assumed dead ball. But the overall anemia of Baltimore’s offense proved their demise: dropped passes, turnovers and a hideous -4 yards of third quarter offense. The game was still tied late in the fourth when Ben Roethlisberger added to his postseason resume with a perfect third down strike to rookie Antonio Brown. A dive from Rashard Mendenhall gave the Steelers a lead they wouldn’t relinquish, as a last gasp Ravens drive ended with a predictable heartbreaker. The Saga Continues: The Steelers move on to the AFC Championship against the Jets, who beat them at Heniz Field only a month ago. The Ravens will have to figure out why they continually lose to their rival in big games, and if off-season acquisitions T.J. Houshmandzadeh and Anquan Boldin can get over their drops. Packers Vs. Falcons Pre-Game Chatter: Despite Atlanta’s dominance of the NFC, most experts preferred the six seed Packers to prevail behind the offensive fireworks of Aaron Rodgers and company. What Went Down: Pretty much exactly what the experts preferred. Atlanta took an early lead thanks to a kickoff return from dynamo Eric Weems, but that was pretty much it for the Dirty Birds. Rodgers carved up their defense like a Thanksgiving turkey, completing over 85% of his passes for 300 plus yards and three touchdowns. By the time Atlanta knew what hit them, the Pack had put up 35 straight points on the number one seed. The Saga Continues: Atlanta’s left to pick up the pieces following a crushing defeat that de-legitimized their entire season. Green Bay continues on their run as the six seed no one wants a piece of against rival Chicago. <a href="http://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/26505386387312640">Skip Bayless gloats</a>.

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Bears Screwed Over By Pete Wentz?

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Despite being in first place in the NFC North with a 4-3 record, things aren’t looking so hot for the Chicago Bears.

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The 2010 NFL Season: 12 Things To Watch

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There's nothing better than the start of a new NFL season.

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This Week In Chicks Who Bang Athletes

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Jay Cutler, that lovable turnover machine, has found his way to the tabloids with news that he set himself up on a date with reality television star celebrity female Kristin Cavallari.

TURNOVER MACHINE

Jay Cutler Is Gonna Throw Picks, Bro

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Since being traded to the Chicago Bears in 2009, Jay Cutler has hardly been the elite quarterback that Bears fans thought they were getting.

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Jay Cutler + Mike Martz = True Love

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When the Denver Broncos traded quarterback Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears prior to last season, the Vanderbilt standout was labeled as arrogant, a crybaby and a malcontent.

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Your Week 17 NFL Recap

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Week 17 is the playoffs before the playoffs for some teams and a minor nuisance before a six month vacation for most.

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Your Week 10 NFL Recap

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I’d be remiss of recapping the NFL in week 10 without turning the back clock to Thursday night.

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OCHOCINCO DESERVED TO BE FINED

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Three notable fines came out of the NFL's offices today, and if you had to guess who was fined the most between Bears quarterback Jay Cutler [berating an official], Bears lineman Tommie Harris [<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/11/more-nfl-tommie-harris-gets-punchy">punching an opponent in the face</a>] or Bengals wideout Chad Ochocinco [waving a one-dollar bill in front of an official], which way would you go.

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FIVE PICKS

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Jay Cutler threw five interceptions in the NFL's first Thursday night game of the year, leading his Chicago Bears to a rousing defeat in San Francisco while hammering yet another nail in Bears coach Lovie Smith's coffin.

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CUTLER HAS 30 MILLION MORE REASONS TO LIVE

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Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, fresh off his loss to the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday night, was given a 2-year, $30 million extension by the Bears, keeping the Vanderbilt product with the team through 2013.

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BLOGFRICA WORKED UP OVER BEARS-BRONCOS

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I'm kinda surprised that <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/tonight-a-special-slice-of-broncos-hell.html">Jay</a> <a href="http://readandreact.info/2009/08/30/denver-cutler-love-fest-photo-essay/">Cutler</a> <a href="http://onthedlpodcast.com/Blog_Podcast/Blog/Entries/2009/8/31_Cutler_Tiger_LLWS_Reilly_Williams_Sisters.html">making</a> <a href="http://deadspin.com/5349441/theyre-not-saying-boo-theyre-saying-i-hope-you-die-in-a-house-fire-you-pansy">his first</a> trip to Denver as a member of the Chicago Bears is getting the attention it is from the sports blogosphere.

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JAY CUTLER’S BACKUP WANTS TO START

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Here's Chicago Bears backup quarterback Caleb Hanie, probably appeasing some overzealous fanboy with a Flip camera.

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CUTLER WILL DO HIS POUTING IN CHICAGO

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Insulin just got a whole lot sexier in the Windy City as the Chicago Bears managed to put together the winning bid for Denver's Jay Cutler.

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NFL SUCK-OFF: CUTLER, CONDO, AND THE CASE

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So Jay Cutler, upset about the fact that the Broncos were planning to trade him, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AsLYV14cX7yDj7L9HW_ltZ45nYcB?slug=cr-cutlertrade033109&prov=yhoo&type=lgns">is now asking for the Broncos to plan on trading him</a>.

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EVERYONE WANTS CUTLER, PLUS OTHER STUFF

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Now that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/03/some-guy-does-not-like-jay-cutler">the relationship</a> between Jay Cutler and new Broncos Führer Josh McDaniels appears damaged beyond repair, Cutler wants out of Denver and has officially asked for a trade.

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JAY CUTLER MUST BE ONE SAD PANDA

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We haven't said much about this feud between new Broncos coach Josh McDaniels and his quarterback, noted diabetic and Grumpy Gus Jay Cutler.

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SOME GUY DOES NOT LIKE JAY CUTLER

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Denver Nuggets TV analyst Scott Hastings <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/danpatrick/listenlive.player.html?file=http://ht.cdn.turner.com/si/danpatrick/audio/2009/03/03/DP-Scott_Hastings-03-03-09_Interview.mp3">appeared on the Dan Patrick Show</a> [opens new window] to talk Nuggets basketball and rip another anus for Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler.

PRO BOWL

WHOOPS

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The NFL's Pro Bowlers are gathered in Hawaii for a week of "practice" before the "big game" this weekend, but all they still have time between all those long practices to sit by the pool and goof off.

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JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS

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Remember back in the '80s, when the Browns always looked like they were going to pull out a win against Denver, but then the Broncos miraculously rallied for the win.


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