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Jeff Ireland’s Voicemail Got Spammed By Dolphins Fans

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When an autographed business card of Ireland's appeared online, replete with his contact information, a few enterprising and blessedly mean-spirited Dolphins fans took advantage by spamming his voicemail.

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On Richie Incognito And Understanding The Humiliation Of Miami Dolphins Fans

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As the Miami Dolphins are embarrassed by this Richie Incognito, here's a fan perspective on what it's like to deal with chaos season after season.

STEPHEN ROSS

Stephen Ross Couldn’t Be Happier About The Miami Dolphins Right Now

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At 7-9, the Miami Dolphins were good enough to finish second in the AFC East this season, which is a remarkable improvement over last season’s record of 6-10 and the previous two seasons of… 7-9.

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The Excellent Jeff Ireland Rap Video That Is A Few Months Too Late

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Before the season began, it seemed like it was going to be pretty easy to pick on the Miami Dolphins, because GM Jeff Ireland traded away Brandon Marshall and Vontae Davis to make it clear as day that this team was going to tank for more talent in the 2013 NFL Draft.

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Jeff Ireland: Still The Worst

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The biggest fear I had going into the Dolphins season of "Hard Knocks" was that the series might somehow uncover a hidden likeable quality about Jeff Ireland that doesn't come across in his regular interactions with the media and fans.

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A Very Special Sales Pitch From The Celebrity Owners Of The Miami Dolphins

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After an above average draft and some bold moves in free agency and coaching selections, the Miami Dolphins believe that they are on the verge of undoing more than two decades of bad luck, terrible decisions and worse play.

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The Dolphins Are Dumb

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Based on the vomit-soaked poop kabobs the Dolphins have rolled out at quarterback over the last few years, it comes as no surprise that they have been in the market for a new signal caller.

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A Look Inside Jeff Ireland’s Draft Day Process

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Life has been pretty tough for Miami Dolphins “owner” Stephen Ross (he still hasn't actually paid for the team) and his prized GM Jeff Ireland as of late.

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Dolphins Fans Are Doing The Occupy Thing

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Yesterday we touched on the fury of a growing number of Miami Dolphins fans with the team’s GM Jeff Ireland, and how the first step in this united fan coup was roughing up the guy’s Wikipedia page.

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The Miami Dolphins Are A Laughing Stock

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At the risk of sounding like a broken record, injecting my personal sports allegiances into this general sports humor site, Miami Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland (above L) is a walking disaster.

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Jeff Ireland Gets Extension For Sucking

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What do you give an NFL GM who was talked about this past offseason not for making good moves, but for asking if a draft choice's mom was the kind of woman who charges $5 handies.


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