Today is day two of The Dugout's 'Opening Days', a celebratory maxi-series (maxi meaning "tampons") that hopes to touch on every Major League team as MLB drags opening day out until July.
- Please Allow Jenny McCarthy To Tell You About Donnie Wahlberg’s ‘Beautiful’ Penis
- Watch Netflix’s Ominous Teaser For Kyle Chandler’s ‘Bloodline’
- Audio From The Palin Family Brawl Suggests That Track Palin Thinks He’s A Badass
- Everybody Thank Zooey Deschanel, Because ‘Adorkable’ Is Now In The Dictionary