<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/03/download-consequence-movies-on-demand"> Life is short...and Consequence drinks away the pain when he's feeling blue. In this hilarious short directed by Derek Pike, Cons manages to relieve a bar of their entire PatronĀ® supply, engage in fisticuffs with Statik Selektah, steal a kiss from <a href="http://jenthepen.com/">Jen The Pen</a> and fondle <a href="http://www.kimmicupcakes.com/gallery">Kimmi Cupcakes'</a> muffin rack--all before praying to the porcelain god.