Donald Trump To Howard Stern: I Would Not Have Sex With Kim Kardashian Or Jennifer Lopez

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Donald Trump says that he wouldn't have sex with either Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian, because he's got standards, dammit.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon And Jennifer Lopez Battle Over Who Is Worthy Of Wearing ‘Tight Pants’

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In a battle of the tightest pants around, only Jimmy Fallon and Jennifer Lopez dare challenge for the crown.

2014 WORLD CUP

Shakira’s ‘La La La (Brazil 2014)’ Is Way Better Than Pitbull’s World Cup Anthem

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As if she heard the complaints over Pitbull's World Cup anthem, Shakira conveniently released the far superior 'La La La (Brazil 2014).'

2014 FIFA World Cup

Pitbull’s World Cup Anthem Got A Remix Because Brazilians Hated The Original

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People in Brazil aren't too fond of Pitbull's and Jennifer Lopez's so-called World Cup anthem and video, 'We Are One (Ole Ola).'

ARRESTS

A Woman Was Jailed Because She Forgot To Return A VHS Copy Of ‘Monster-In-Law’ Nine Years Ago

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Police in Pickens, SC arrested a woman on a warrant issued 9-years ago for failing to return a VHS copy of 'Monster-In-Law.'

A Man Is Suing Jennifer Lopez Because She Allegedly Begged Him To Send Her Dick Pics

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A Los Angeles man is suing Jennifer Lopez alleging she sent him a letter demanding naked photos.

BIRTHDAY PARTIES

Jennifer Lopez Performed At A Birthday Party For The 'Repressive' President Of Turkmenistan

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While her people deny that she knew of a history of human rights violations, Jennifer Lopez sang 'Happy Birthday' to the president of Turkmenistan.

Cellphones

So Jennifer Lopez Has A Line Of ‘Premium’ Mobile Phone Stores Now

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They're called "Viva Movil" and they're potentially... really condescending to Latinos!

CELEBRITY RELATIONSHIPS

P. Diddy Is Dating Kate Upton, And You’re Not

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Someone's going to have to explain P. Diddy dating Kate Upton to us.

AMY ADAMS

Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

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If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them.

Britney Spears

Pop Culture’s Most Famous Girl-On-Girl Kiss Nearly Looked Very Different

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Another pop star was in talks to kiss Madonna, rather than Britney Spears, at the 2003 Video Music Awards, according to an interview in EW.

3D CONCERT FILMS

Jennifer Lopez is making a 3D concert movie

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Following in the footsteps of 3D concert pioneers The Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, and Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez is planning her own 3D concert movie.

JENNIFER LOPEZ

Everyone Is Quitting American Idol

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Everybody is leaving 'American Idol,' and everybody else is rumored to be replacing them. Let's break it all down.

prince

Jennifer Lopez Is the Most Powerful Person Alive, May Leave 'American Idol'

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Forbes released their annual <a href="http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/list/">list of the most powerful celebrities in the world</a> earlier this week, and this year their very scientific algorithms revealed that "American Idol" judge Jennifer Lopez took home the title.

alex rodriguez

LeBron, Tiger Woods Place High On Depressing Forbes Celebrity Power List

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Forbes magazine today released their annual <a href="http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/#p_1_s_a0_All%20categories_" target="_blank">The World's Most Powerful Celebrities</a>, a top 100 list that ranks stars based on press coverage, social media buzz and whose agents paid Forbes the most money to put them on a list.

ANNA KENDRICK

What to Expect When You’re Expecting is Dr. Pepper 10 for Chicks

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As if the old "intertwining vignettes of rom-com clichés played by famous chicks" storyline wasn't already enough of a testicle forcefield, What to Expect When You're Expecting has released character posters of all the principles, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks, Brooklyn Decker, and Anna Kendrick.

FCC

Commercials Will Now Only Annoy You at a Normal Volume

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Have you ever thought, "Gee, is this Luvs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1amuXTIR3qI">commercial</a> with the three babies on stage competing to see who can take the largest dump much louder than the episode of "Swamp Loggers" I'm watching, or am I just crazy.

Cameron Diaz

Rob Huebel almost makes What to Expect When You’re Expecting look tolerable

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Much like She Just Not That Into You, What to Expect When You're Expecting is more an advice book without a particular narrative, so you kind of know what to expect from a movie adaptation: a bunch of half-assed rom-com tropes shot in vignettes so that the audience can enjoy the women-be-shoppin' jokes they came for without anyone working too hard on story.

WALDEN MEDIA

Jennifer Lopez is… Carmen Sandiego. Wait, seriously?

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When I first saw headlines about Jennifer Lopez and Carmen Sandiego, I honestly thought it was a joke.


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