BRADLEY COOPER

We Like To Think It Happened Like This: Marc Anthony Had A Miami Dolphins Birthday Party

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  While today may be singer and actor Marc Anthony’s 43rd birthday, you can bet your salsa-loving butts that this week has been a non-stop fiesta of epic proportions.

¡Q’viva!

JLo and Marc Anthony’s Divorce Won’t Stop Their Reality Show

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After two kids and seven years of marriage, Jennifer Lopez and her husband Skelator Marc Anthony are calling it quits.

AMERICAN IDOL

J.Lo & Aerosmith Will Perform on ‘Idol’

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"American Idol" judges Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez -- pictured here in photos from the previous century -- will both perform on the show this season, according to "Idol" producer Nigel Lythgoe.

ABC

Coming Soon: Awful Rom-Com TV

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These two news stories aren't particularly related, but they both mention painfully derivative romantic comedies.

AMERICAN IDOL

It's Official: Randy, J-Lo, Aerosmith

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For months, it's been an accepted fact that the judges for the new and newly irrelevant "American Idol" would be Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, and Steven Tyler.

AMERICAN IDOL

Headlines: J.Lo Hired, 'My Boys' Fired, 'Jersey Shore' Cats

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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS OFFICIALLY AN 'IDOL' JUDGE -- Her deal is only for one year, which is smart because that's precisely how many season "American Idol" has until it gets canceled.

AMERICAN IDOL

This J.Lo-'Idol' Story Is Still Going On

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Anyone with half a brain can see that "American Idol" is going to die a quick, ugly death when Simon Cowell's "X Factor" becomes the hot new reality karaoke competition to watch.

AP

Can You Handle The Heat?

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Awesome news for people wearing sweatpants while posting lists of their favorite Smurfs (present company included): the Associated Press informed its members this week that they can cite blogs as a news source.

JENNIFER LOPEZ

Plot of JLo movie recreated through scathing review quotes

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At least once a week, I like to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/plot-recreated-with-reviews" target="_blank">recreate the plot of a sh*tty movie</a> using expository quotes from film critics who were forced to sit though it.

JENNIFER LOPEZ

OVERBOARD REMADE WITH BIGGER ASS

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I defy you to suggest a remake of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093693/" target="_blank">Overboard</a> starring Jennifer Lopez is a good idea anywhere outside a Hollywood pitch room and not get punched in the d*ck and stuffed in a trash can.

CBS

WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: J-LO + NPH

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How I Met Your Mother (CBS) -- Jennifer Lopez guest stars.

HULU

YEP, THAT’S A BURN.

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It's not uncommon for people on the Internet to say bad things about Jennifer Lopez.

JENNIFER LOPEZ

I ALMOST KIND OF FEEL BAD FOR J.LO

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Ordinarily, I wouldn't bother writing about Jennifer Lopez's stint as the host and musical guest for "Saturday Night Live" just because I wasted 70 minutes of my life watching it.

ASHTON KUTCHER

SNL: ZACH G :) AND JENNIFER LOPEZ :(

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I'm not exactly eager for this week's "Saturday Night Live," which will be hosted by Twitter user Ashton Kutcher.

Apple iPad

2.2 The Cooler

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Ladies & Gents, Edelyn Collado John Wall Isn’t Having Fun At Kentucky [Rumors & Rants] Maino’s Balancing Act [Rap Radar] How to Fall 35,000 Feet—And Survive [Popular Mechanics] Taylor Swift Shocked To Win Award For Best SurprisedFace [Jezebel] The Most Inappropriately Sexxxy School in the [...].

#APPLE

1.20 The Cooler

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Erika Nathe Bringing Smiles & More To Wednesday Forget Leno and Conan.

DENZEL WASHINGTON

1.2 The Cooler

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Heavenly Orlando Rae Artie Quits The Howard Stern Show <a href="http://thecryptonline.com/v3/index.php/artie-quits-the-howard-stern-show.html">[The Crypt]</a> Denzel Washington: Among Top 10 Money Makers In 2009 <a href="http://www.bvonmovies.com/2009/12/31/denzel-washington-top-money-makers-2009-sandra-bullock/">[Black Voices]</a> Disney and Marvel: $4.


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