‘How I Met Your Mother’ Creators Reveal The Actress Who Was Supposed To Play Robin

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"How I Met Your Mother" would have looked very different with Jennifer Love Hewitt.


Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

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If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Continues To Promote ‘The Client List’ By Singing In Her Underpants

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is promoting the second season of "The Client List" with another sexy song and dance. This is not a bad thing.

Important Nudity News: Jennifer Love Hewitt Will Wear Nothing At All On ‘The Client List’ Next Season

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"The Client List" star Jennifer Love Hewitt has been filming scenes for the show in the nude, appeasing "Can't Hardly Wait" fans.


Jennifer Love Hewitt Broke Her Wrist And I Will Explain Why That Is Funny

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Jennifer Love Hewitt broke her wrist over the weekend. This is hilarious. Allow me to explain.

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Music Video Breakdown: ‘Hero’ by Enrique Iglesias

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Robbery. Young lovers on the run. Stupid knit caps. Jennifer Love Hewitt in a wet dress. MICKEY ROURKE. All that and more in this in-depth breakdown of the music video for 'Hero' by Enrique Iglesias.


Jennifer Love Hewitt Discusses the Sparkly Secret in Her Pants with Conan

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Last night on "Conan," Jennifer Love Hewitt -- the "Client List" handjob retailer and <a href="">the most consistently attractive star of the 90s</a> -- spent a full five minutes discussing vajazzling, the art of bejeweling your bajingo.


'Fighting Has Always Been A Part Of The Pre-Game!' – Hockey Fans


Somebody should start a Tumblr that is nothing but hockey players fighting each other over breakfast and justify it as an important part of the game.


Lifetime Shrank Jennifer Love Hewitt's Boobs

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Last week at Warming Glow, we learned two important things: 1) If you say you prefer sausage to bacon, <a href="">you will get YELLED AT</a>, and; 2) Jennifer Love Hewitt is apparently <a href="">a very polarizing figure</a>.


Weekend Preview: Sundays Continue to Rule

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Mad Men (AMC, Sunday) - What if -- and just hear me out here -- the show fast-forwarded 30 years into the future without any explanation and this week's episode was all about Don taking his grandkids to a Boyz II Men concert.


Skee-ball Golf And Friday Morning Links


The only way this is actually skee ball is if the guy who runs the course has to come over, open it up and fix it every 15 minutes.


Is Jennifer Love Hewitt the Most Consistently Attractive ‘90s TV Star?

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With all our recent talk of “Mad Men,” “Game of Thrones,” and “Eastbound & Down,” we’ve neglected to inform you that this Sunday is the series premiere of that TV show based on a TV movie about sexxxy massages starring the woman from Heartbreakers’ breasts.

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Who Needs Celebrity Friends When You've Got Photoshop?

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A friend of mine used to throw a wild Christmas party every year with a selective guest list, which often left a lot of people pissed off and questioning their friendship.


Jennifer Love Hewitt Strips for Her Hooker Mom Show

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Last year, Jennifer Love Hewitt starred in a heinous Lifetime movie called The Client List which was <a href="">described by one critic</a> as "redneck Mad-Libs on acid," while Hewitt was also criticized for a performance that included only three expressions: 1) Crying, 2) Before Crying, and 3) a look that suggested she was pooping in her garters (naturally, she was nominated for a Golden Globe).


Ten 90′s TV Crushes You’re Still Nursing in the 2010s

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In the television world, career longevity is a rarity.

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The World Was A Much Better Place With MTV’s Rock N Jock Sports

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Over the weekend, my Uproxxian colleague <a href="">Danger Guerrero</a> sent me a link to an old MTV Rock N Jock Softball clip, and it basically turned my afternoon into a complete waste.

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