UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE

Stick A Fork In Jeremy Shockey

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Now that New Orleans is back,**the Saints don't really need Jeremy Shockey.

THE GOOD KIND OF RAPE

You (Yes, You!) Can Date Jeremy Shockey

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I don't think of Jeremy Shockey as a man so much as a piece of public lice on a protein-heavy diet.

THE COOLER

11.20 The Cooler

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Ooo Wee Look At Bree Evans Jeremy Shockey: LeBron Could Never Play In The NFL <a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=28810">[TBL]</a> 6 Inventors Who Got Jack Shit for Changing the Modern World <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/207_6-inventors-who-got-jack-shit-changing-modern-world/">[Cracked]</a> Ready For Breathalyzer At Football Stadium Gate.

NFL

SHOCKEY DROPS PASS, STARTS FIGHT IN SCRIM

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Jeremy Shockey and Houston Texans defender DeMeco Ryans got into a bit of a tussle during a recent Saints-Texans scrimmage.

NFL

SHOCKEY IN, OUT OF HOSPITAL

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New Orleans Saints tight end/waste of life Jeremy Shockey has been in and out of the hospital after he was found unconscious in a room at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas, and what happened in Vegas apparently did not stay in Vegas.

NFL

IT’S NOT SHOCKEY’S FAULT HE SUCKS

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Is it surprising that Jeremy Shockey is underperforming again after returning from hernia surgery.

Politics

I’M CHANGING MY VOTE

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It's been a slow afternoon around here.

NFL

THIS GUY IS GOING TO NEW ORLEANS

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Big news in the football world today.

NFL

JEREMY SHOCKEY HAS GREAT FRIENDS

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Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey spent his bye week in his collegiate home of Miami (somehow this was preferable to his native Oklahoma.

WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?

SHOCKEY!!!

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Okay, for this post I need everyone to be sitting down, because what I'm about to write will shock you to the very core: Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey enjoys drinking and making out with girls.

STRIPPERS

JEREMY SHOCKEY IS A GENTLEMAN

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In an unexpected development, Jeremy Shockey spent his last night before training camp at the strip club.

VINCE YOUNG

THE GIANTS ARE SCREWED

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For once it's not just the tabloids beating up on the Giants.


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