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New Uniform Day — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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The Jaguars got new uniforms that Shahid Khan went as far as to describe as "awe-inspiring".

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Coach Payton Sends Shockey An Alibi, Plus HUG!!!!!!!

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Jeremy Shockey can't get enough of Twitter fights.

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Stick A Fork In Jeremy Shockey

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Now that New Orleans is back,**the Saints don't really need Jeremy Shockey.

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You (Yes, You!) Can Date Jeremy Shockey

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I don't think of Jeremy Shockey as a man so much as a piece of public lice on a protein-heavy diet.

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11.20 The Cooler

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Ooo Wee Look At Bree Evans Jeremy Shockey: LeBron Could Never Play In The NFL [TBL] 6 Inventors Who Got Jack Shit for Changing the Modern World [Cracked] Ready For Breathalyzer At Football Stadium Gate.

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Screamy Taskmaster vs. Washed-Up Star and STD Repository. WHO YA GOT?

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The unbeaten Giants travel to the Superdome Sunday to play the undefeated Saints.

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SHOCKEY DROPS PASS, STARTS FIGHT IN SCRIM

Jeremy Shockey and Houston Texans defender DeMeco Ryans got into a bit of a tussle during a recent Saints-Texans scrimmage.

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SHOCKEY IN, OUT OF HOSPITAL

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New Orleans Saints tight end/waste of life Jeremy Shockey has been in and out of the hospital after he was found unconscious in a room at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas, and what happened in Vegas apparently did not stay in Vegas.

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Jeremy Shockey Lobbies for a Role in “The Hangover 2″

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In a Memorial Day weekend story as shocking as "Pools Across Nation Open For Business", Jeremy Shockey was found unconscious on the floor of the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas this afternoon and rushed to the hospital.

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IT’S NOT SHOCKEY’S FAULT HE SUCKS

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Is it surprising that Jeremy Shockey is underperforming again after returning from hernia surgery.

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I’M CHANGING MY VOTE

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It's been a slow afternoon around here.

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THIS GUY IS GOING TO NEW ORLEANS

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Big news in the football world today.

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JEREMY SHOCKEY HAS GREAT FRIENDS

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Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey spent his bye week in his collegiate home of Miami (somehow this was preferable to his native Oklahoma.

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SHOCKEY!!!

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Okay, for this post I need everyone to be sitting down, because what I'm about to write will shock you to the very core: Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey enjoys drinking and making out with girls.

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JEREMY SHOCKEY IS A GENTLEMAN

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In an unexpected development, Jeremy Shockey spent his last night before training camp at the strip club.


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